Erotica Written by an Alien Pretending Not to be Horrified by the Human Body

A Poem by KioneCookie

the title says it all

“They mutually thrashed their softest, most vulnerable parts about in a horrifying normal attempt to seek pleasure at the other’s expense.”

“Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable.”

“Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs.”

“With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process.”

“Some sort of gel emerged.”

“One sat upon the other, like furniture that sneaks inside of your body.”

“Her genitals engulfed his for some arcane purpose.”

“One of them put their teeth-cave directly over the other’s fleshiest appendage, but did not bite it.”

“His genitals emerged from his body with no protection whatever, so that any passing bird could have easily swooped down and carried them off in its beak.”

“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”

“They took off their clothes, leaving their soft and hairless skin exposed to dust, wind, cold, and various other deadly elements.”

“Jostling occurred for an extended period of time, then silence.”

“Everything was just a mess.”

“Various parts inched forward, then retracted, rather as turtles do.”

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

“Only hours before he had used the very same aperture to urinate. He had not washed it in any significant way before inserting it into the other human’s body.”

“They writhed together like a Chinese finger trap.”