Omnipotent Deadbeat Dad

Religion is a bit weird when you start to think about it.

I'm the all seeing all powerful entity 
Mess around and sin and I'll damn you for eternity,
Unless of course it's kids you wanna touch
Then my followers won't care too much.

My priests will get moved from place to place
Their crimes will disappear without a trace,
But a mere follower better not mate out of wedlock
Or be a male who enjoys another's c**k.

But don't question how I've not been apart of my son's life
Or the fact that I impregnated another dudes wife,
Stupid a*s carpenter raised my son
I only stepped in when the hard part was done, 
All I had him do was die for your sin
But that accomplished absolutely nothing,
Because you still get punished to this very day
And I still demand the stoning of those who are gay.

So don't worry about me or my parenting skills
Just worry about not enjoying any of life's thrills,
Because religions about blind faith and abstaining from fun 
And it's also a little about my planned murder of my son.

Author's Note

This is not an anti-religion post. Religion is great for giving hope but don't use it to justify mistreating others. Also coming from a country that is dominated by religion it's hard not to throw a few digs.

Reviews

[slfisher89]

Ah the Catholic church and a literal look into religion. Intriguing and a bit funny I like your style.

[Andy Leavy]

Thank you/ I'm glad you liked it :)