b***h please

I'm Just glad it's Christmas because she's a hoe, hoe, hoe. Don't look at me like that. her  birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. As I always say children in the back seat cause accidents accidents in the back seat cause children. 

yep, that was her in both case. Her daddy just had too look in the rear veiw  mirror as the bumper was kissing a tree.  

Oh, your offended? I am offended that she parked her semi-truck in my spot again. Oh, woops, I just put on my glasses and realized it wasn't a semi-truck. It was her.   

word of the day

ferrated

Reviews

[The dark Hydra]

4 years..long time to be away

[LazerRays]

I reviewed this before but this aged well, I actually really like it. Let's be edgy together yanno, I kinda wanna bring some entertainment to the WC. It's getting boring

[Kate]

"Oh, whoops. I just put on my glasses and realized it wasn't a semi-truck. It was her."
HAHA CLASSIC!

[wordman]

damn,she must have been a big one

[Shattered Rose]

wow this is really poorly written. learn how to write before you attempt trolling.

[LazerRays]

I'm confused. What is this even about? What's the point? I get you hate a person... It's r

[angel]

I love your statement concerning accidents...so true.---ferrated: I got help from my brother with this one; he is a chemist.Apparently it means to mix something with an iron compound. Not a word I would use, but a useful one, I suppose.
Question: what makes you think I was looking at you in any particular way? You can't actually see me, after all...can you? Oh, my God, tell me you can't--I am naked! Oh, right...you already knew that, huh.

[Onlyme]

Direct, blunt and straight to the point. No bullshit. Not sure if I like it or not.

[IWAZHERE]

What's that extra * in the title for?
"Ferrated" are we talking about the science term or the rabbit hunt "ferreted"?
I like the blog style and the word of the day. I can't help but point out how cheesy that first line is though, but I guess your "Don't look at me like that." Is suppose to cover for it.

[The dark Hydra]

It is supposed to be cheesy and offensive to some viewers. I should have but Viewers discretion is advised at the top.