No,No,No this one is much better

Okay I am sorry, I said it, I meant It. 

That's how I ended up here. Were ever hear is. Probable going to take this to a blog.

That being said, My mom thinks I am crazy, The cafe thinks I am crazy, and My psychologist thinks I am crazy. But what do they know. 

so I ended up in a room full of white walls.

Don't worry I got new Friends

Like the chair, but he just sits there all day,

The floor, he is just here to catch me when I fall.

and the bed. I don't have a joke for him, he has no seance of humor.

Am I crazy? Mabie,  Or am I just high off something? I will let you decide.

Today's word happens to be 

jerryism

Reviews

[LazerRays]

This slam is for you Dark Hydra. Bring it on haha. 

You got low self esteem 
So you feel the need  
Give yourself attention 
With your emotion's greed
But you ease right into the place 
Where you hide your face
Let's see a picture 
Of your amazing grace 
Because you'll need some saving rays
There's no replacing days 
You waste typing insults and retorts 
Making people snort at your pathetic 
Replenishment cohort  
I'm on the front row: they love me 
Look at you and all I see 
Is a f**k up, who's in deep 
Get out the hell, and f*****g breathe 
Now let's see you comeback at me

[The dark Hydra]

Look at the balls on this b***h,
Win much dick swinging contests,
You go ahead spill your pitch. As for a w***e your quite the bore, oh God your delirious, thinking that I wasn't serious, I'm not begging for attention just speaking the truth, your no God damn sleuth. Like you think I give a s**t, but I laughed cus if I ever did I don't remember it.

[LazerRays]

I see your rhymes hit a growth spurt
I remember when you were a squirt
 couldn't rhyme to save your life
Using fourth rate words too alike  
At least I'm not pathetic and regretting 
Living, if I were you I'd be spitting 
At my mother and beat her
For letting such child complete her
You make me sick, disgusted, 
From the attention you've lusted. 
So want some more hate, you've got it
The only love you got was boughten 

[The dark Hydra]

I feed off hate, and yes I fell for this f*****g bait, thanks for breakfast ya stupid c**t, I keep my words simple so the meaning no treasure hunt. I've delt with worse then you, to me your just the f*****g flu, seasonal and downright unreasonable.

[LazerRays]

Your a good foe but you've gotta be bad
So lickity split your words sound like s**t 
Come from your a*s when you spit 
Reoccurring, you're slurring
Messing up and purring
How the tables are turning 
From this fire; I'm burning

I'm alive and you're dead 
Listening to voices in your head 

You're a good foe so let's end this 
Final battle commend it  
 

[The dark Hydra]

Hahaha, but seriously, don't you dare to compare, commend it ? I send it, your b***h face put up a good fight, now I'ma make you see red cus you can't kill what's already dead. Get ready for the backbite b***h, fights out , nights out, and that's how I f*****g write.

[angel]

Sounds like a nice, calm, quiet environment...you didn't mention, though...the bed may actually have a sense of humor.It may just be sadistic, not answering. Try some sadistic jokes. I bet you can get that stubborn thing to laugh.
Jerryism; I think I know this one. It is either something about Germans (jerrys, according to the British army) OR an unhealthy obsession with Seinfeld.

[Davidgeo]

You might want to spell check this. There's quite a few errors.

[The dark Hydra]

No daddy, The errors are on purpose because I have errors in my life.

[Davidgeo]

I believe you... but isn't satirical misspelling as a literary device a gimmick that is a little bit clichéd at this point? You're not going very deep with it so it just comes off as lazy in a pretentious way.

By the way, that retarded dude in the red shirt (turdman) thinks you're me and I'm you. If you really wanna piss him off ask him about his military service... he's one of those "stolen valor" s**t stains. He was dumb enough to try and spin that web of bullshit for an actual veteran... it only took me 5 minutes to call him on his bullshit. I think he might be a pathological liar with salty b***h syndrome.... you should f**k with him more. He loves blocking me so I rarely get the chance these days.

[The dark Hydra]

I already no about the bullshit he pulls, that is why I am annoying the hell out of him.

[Davidgeo]

Well then, keep up the good work son.

[wordman]

just a lonely person looking for attention,we will help you all we can

[The dark Hydra]

Mommy, you came!!!

[Onlyme]

You actually seem to have a talent. But being a trolling is not one anyone would give you praise for. Trying writing poetry or stories without being mean. Sounds like it would suit you. And folk would appreciate you more in general Keven. Just an idea.

[bigfootprint]

I am nearing a decision. Shame you had to be so crude. Nice folks here don't need to share your pain of insults, although that type of humor has a name when applied to a comedy roast. The style has been described as "festive abuse". Yours really wasn't funny. But we are a forgiving bunch, too. So this new item is a conciliatory step toward peace. Maybe your doctors can help you. I would encourage you to get an editing program to help with the big words and usage. Like these: Probable should be Probably. Were ever should be Wherever. Seance should be Sense. There are also problems with grammar and punctuation. Hang in there, Wishing you speedy recovery. Poetry writing is a fine theraputics tool.

[The dark Hydra]

I know big words like armadillo and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. As for grammar unless your a grammar teacher or a grammar nutse

[The dark Hydra]

Nutcase! grammar nutcase!

[bigfootprint]

For which I am credentialed

[bigfootprint]

Abusing the language is not a measure of talent and creativity

[The dark Hydra]

But I am working on that. Yes I am. But nobody's perfect so i try to be perfect in every way.

[bigfootprint]

Good for you

[IWAZHERE]

It gets good at "so I ended up..." I seriously suggest working with this to make it a good stand alone poem. Take out the trolling references and make it stand alone without that context. I love the "jerryism" thing. Just write man. You're probably actually good at it if you'd just give it an honest go.

[The dark Hydra]

At this point I am getting tired of writing things that make seance. It is sad that I cant use cuss words here, so b***h please I got 99 f*****g lives and aint one of thems I'm wasting on looking back

[The dark Hydra]

But yes I will work on this one

[IWAZHERE]

I hate playing the jaded one.

[The dark Hydra]

It is not bland. It is ummm punctual.

[IWAZHERE]

punctual ?

[The dark Hydra]

On point? Okay maybe I dont have a clue what I am talking about but your a cool person so you will figure it out eventually.

[IWAZHERE]

My jadedness is on point. Got it.