burp...!!!

It's a fun poem. read, laugh, share :)

"bbbuuurrrppp"

Pardon me for being so rude

It was not me, it was my food

it just came up to say 'Hello'

an obvious output for all that you swallow.

"bbbuuurrrppp"

I wounder why is it considered 

so offensive and ill-mannered 

for people who keep it back 

and don't allow it release from above 

it travels its way to the down track

and is released out as a fart

"bbbuuurrrppp"

Stop making faces at my cute lil burp

in this, i bet my throne you can't usurp

Instead get on the field and give me a tough 

with just a glass of water I would go on, 

and you would give up and say, "enough"

"bbbuuurrrppp"

I never thought it could be a fun game to play 

a crazy buddy to compete with 

my burps sound like an infant's call then

winning over that MASTER I still see no way.

"bbbuuurrrppp"

Pardon me for being so rude

It was not me, it was my food

- Ketz