My Strange Problems

My Strange Problems

A Poem by Kenny K
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To Meany Problems

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I Have Some Problems

I Must Adress

In My Car

If You Honk Three Times

The Doors Open

My Bed Is To Small

And The Sheets Are Real Itchy

I Hate Orange

It Gives Me Gas

Loud Gas

I Buy Awesome Salsa Dip

But It's Not Awesome At All

I Chew My Nails

Every Friday Night

I Watch Star Wars By Myself

I Don't Believe In Santa

But I Do Beleive In Elves

I Don't Like Pudding

It Also Creates Gas

I Blow My Nose To Hard

And The Toilet Dosen't Flush

Jeeze I Need Help

Can You Help Me?

 

© 2008 Kenny K


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Kenny K
Problems

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HAHAHAHHAA
kaay i love this poem
made me laugh :P

Posted 16 Years Ago


HAHA!!! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!! sounds like something that I would write!! this was funny, we all have our share of problems, but I don't get gas when I eat oranges or pudding !!! lol

Posted 16 Years Ago


HAHA!!! I LOVE YOUR HUMOR!! sounds like something that I would write!! this was funny, we all have our share of problems, but I don't get gas when I eat oranges or pudding !!! lol

Posted 16 Years Ago



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Kenny K
Kenny K

Belleville Ont, Canada



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