Any Other Time

"I fibbed, apparently I had one more in me"

Feel free to check your altitude

anytime. This is

a no bamboozling flight.

Babbling baboons bubbling bullshit

should expect to be creatively cancelled,

excrement will be dumped

overboard at 0800 hours

and it is always 8 O'clock somewhere.

Did I mention this cruise is an all

inclusive purge of the ever invasive

sense of entitlement some

have come to expect

as just entitlement.

We're strictly an on demand

no demands carrier, 

all refunds are absolutely not

guaranteed to satisfy

whatever you have been promised

won't be contractually committed.

Please refer to the TOA.

Whatever you are thinking

we arrived long before you ever thought

to think. At the moment 

our travelling speed is two feet

per second, 4 inches off the ground;

time of destination is

whenever we damn well get there.

Thank you for choosing

FU Air.

Ken e Bujold

2022

Reviews

[W. Barrett Munn]

I sense you’re in no mood to debate the subject so I will just tiptoe to the lav - you do store the 2 inch parachutes in there, don’t you ?

Winston

[Ken e Bujold]

hahaha, now i wish i had of thought of that, would have worked in somehow, but this is a better than average offshoot of a writng exercise I often use, sort of like freebasing ...pick an off-the-wall idea or line and just run on the sugar high of instant flow. like this one alot so let it live on

[W. Barrett Munn]

Interesting exercise I may steal Pelaton pal.