Dream EskimoA Story by Leroy SinclairWhat in the flip is a "dream eskimo"?Mr Richard Burnish is selling somethin' called the "neon bible", it's flippin' insane, i read somethin about a "raptor jesus worship" ceremony and some flippin' a hole called a "dream eskimo" which in my mind is completely banannas, as a native from Norway House we don't pray to no "raptor jesus" or "spirit animal" that this Mr Richard Burnish is constantly peddling for outrageous canadian and american dollars, he's trying to take my wompum because he thinks old Leroy Sinclair is just some stupid native from Norway House but I tell you what me an my brothers will bring a warpath down on Mr Richard Burnish and we can see who's simple then I tell you what just cause I fell off my roof fixin' my satelite dish two summers ago doesn't mean I'm not comin' down on the warpath no it does not, and if he thinks he can get away with impersonating me, Leroy Sinclair, to promote his dinosaur god I won't think twice about bringing two warpaths down on him no sir it'll be on like, on like flippin' donkey kong until the break a' dawn I tell you what, Leroy Sinclair has had about enough of this Mr Richard Burnish, © 2016 Leroy SinclairReviews
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Added on December 21, 2016Last Updated on December 21, 2016 AuthorLeroy SinclairNorway House, Manitoba, CanadaAboutMy name is Leroy Sinclair, I am a proud native from Norway House. I fell off my roof fixing my satellite dish and hurt my back, now I am writing to lesson the boredom for me up here in Norway House. .. more..Writing
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