When I Call Into the Radio

When I Call Into the Radio

A Story by Leroy Sinclair

From all the way up here in Norway House, I had to wait in line to use the phone because I share a phone with my brothers at Norway House, so I finally get to talk to this Mr Richard Burnish and, I'll admit, I was not a happy native from Norway House at the time but instead of listening to me he accused me of bein' drunk on firewater when he knows damn well that he's the one who never sent me the two boxes of beer and bottle of liquor and two cartons of cigarettes we agreed on as compensation for Impersonating me, Leroy Sinclair, from up here in Norway House, I was not been drinking, I was just real fired off about him saying one thing and then making fun of me, sending me crappy dollar stor beads and sex fetish dream catchers and dollar store mucklucks when he knew, and i knew, and my brothers up here in Norway House knew, he agreed to send me two boxes of beer, two cartons of cigarettes and a bottle of liquor, instead I get some kind of white man's joke but don't worry about Leroy Sinclair, I got a gift for Mr Richard Burnish, and it's called a Norway House tubesteak smothered in native underwear followed by a wet fart sucked out of his grandpa's a*s.


He'll know who the real Leroy Sinclair is then.

© 2016 Leroy Sinclair


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Another drunken Indian on the war path..Just what this poetry site needs.

Posted 7 Years Ago


0 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Leroy Sinclair

7 Years Ago

why u trollin' me lady? I knew you was racist against natives, you keep sendin me messages about god.. read more
Beer, cigarettes, and tubesteak. Okay i'm in. Grandpa
can take care of himself. Great story.

Posted 7 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Leroy Sinclair

7 Years Ago

It's not a story my name is Leroy Sinclair from Norway House.
damn,i guess you told him !

Posted 7 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Leroy Sinclair

7 Years Ago

I'm gonna do more than just tell that flippin cuck, my name is Leroy Sinclair and I'm gonna show him.. read more
 wordman

7 Years Ago

buddy two cases of beer and a fifth of jack daniels is worth fighting for

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Leroy Sinclair
Leroy Sinclair

Norway House, Manitoba, Canada



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My name is Leroy Sinclair, I am a proud native from Norway House. I fell off my roof fixing my satellite dish and hurt my back, now I am writing to lesson the boredom for me up here in Norway House. .. more..

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