The Ex

That’s one bang up chick

Looks so slick

Tellin’ you,

“Prick I don’t need’ja!

I gotta seaman

Callin’ me

And merman fins are much better

Than your Rolce Royce

Y’made the choice

To pay off!

Oh, ya so clever

But I can’t drown!”

 

Her laugh sounds like

Hyenas fight

At dinnertime

It don’t matter

If you cannot hear

Your scuba gear

Break in all’ah

Her clamor

Her clamshells

Hate bells

Butcha brought’em

‘Cause she matters

So why’d you drown?

 

In the afterlife

Y’win the fight

Poseidon dies

Y’take his power

And become the sea god

Megalodon ain’t enough

T’show you matter

All sailors hail,

Don’t set sail

A man in love is real angered!

 

“Oh why’d she watch me drown?”