My Friend Rose

This is a satire. Most importantly, I hope that the girls will understand

So, my friend Rose came to visit me this morning.

She was there when I woke up.

She always loved to surprise me.

But whenever she came,

it was always during the worst time.

She has horrible timing I tell you.

I asked her what she was doing here

and she simply replied, “I missed you!

You know I come at least everything 3 weeks or once a month.”

“You can’t be here!” I yelled.

“Well, I am

and you’re stuck with me for a week,

until I decide to go visit someone else!” Rose replied cheerfully.

I get up and get ready for class.

She follows me wherever I go and no matter what I do,

she makes me uncomfortable.

I always feel like she’s attracting unwanted attention and sometimes,

(whispers real low) “she smells…”

(normal voice) It’s insane.

I have to admit,

I wouldn’t mind missing her once or twice.

Although….

if I missed her twice, I would have to be worried,

even though I am not doing anything, I needn’t be.

But she still causes me to worry, regardless if she is here or not.

Rose can be quite annoying.

You can ask anyone really.

Well, if you want straightforward and real answers,

you’d be better off asking the girls.

BUT

you can ask the guys if you want.

The guys will probably say that every time Rose visits,

they fight A LOT

and the girl is always in a lousy mood that affects everyone in the household.

The girls will probably say that Rose is a bad influence.

Rose likes to find them chocolate A LOT

and always puts bad thought in their head.

(smiles) Aileen Wurnous, anyone?

But when Rose leaves, all is right with the world.

Well, until the next month anyways

3-25-2008

Reviews

[Jason Henry]

lol, this is cute! yeah rose is a b***h!

[hershey's kiss]

xD
-cackles-
I GET IT!!
hahah.....
alright i'm done being weird
this is awesome!
you put down all the stress of... Rose.. in a cute little poem
it is! it's very cute =] and SO true!
i like it!

- hershey's kiss