Hey Hey Bartender

Ah I f*****g blew it again

f**k that relax

I guess your my only friend

Hit me up with your method grin

eyes erupt, so bloodshot

I guess i'm drinking whiskey again

I know i'm useless

and i'm quite a nuisance 

Just a burden on your day

Send me on my way

Hey Hey Bartender

I'm a big spender

I'll drink your bar dry

Don't you dare ask me why

You'll be sitting here all night

Listening to my plight 

Hey Hey Bartender

Double JD on the Double

Woooh!

Pretty girl at 9 o'clock

Wink then drink a lot

Walk over and I forgot

My whiskey at the table

I'm so f*****g unstable

Can't stand, need a hand 

I know i'm useless

and i'm quite a nuisance 

Just a burden on your day

Send me on my way

Hey Hey Bartender 

I'm a big spender

I'll drink your bar dry

Don't you dare ask me why

You'll be sitting here all night

Listening to my plight 

Hey Hey Bartender

Double JD on the Double

Woooh!

Author's Note

to all the drunks and fun people out there :D WOOOH!

Reviews

[Frieda P]

Reads like the lyrics to a country western song, and I think that was you last week I overheard at the pub! JD eh....sounds like the Blackout Brigade. Fun poem if you're half in the bag, ha...no really, it was entertaining Kee...what's up with the Cynical handle?