Hey, hello there stranger

For a fun contest

Hey, hello there stranger

I'm here to take you on an adventure 

I recently came across a herd of unicorn

eating rainbow colored corn

Got to be still and quiet 

and approach them in the dark of night

take three steps to your left

Shhhh will you, stop jiggling your breasts!!!!

Oh crap we fell in an obvious trap

sorry to inform you we've been kidnapped

We're in a cellar in Holland 

Do you smell that?

I smell it too, it smells familiar 

smells almost as good as you

Woohoo let's get baked on these brownies

we've been taken hostage by the Amsterdam townies 

Oh look a way out, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 

Whoops, this tunnel is deep

Going down to China I think 

I like the view when i'm behind ya, wink wink' 

We better stop doing the Baywatch strut 

& sticking out our butts on the great wall of China

Wearing straw hats and eating rice balls

You gotta learn Kung Fu to protect me and you 

We got swept away with the wind of your kick

To the place where Napoleon played with his .. :)

We started feeding pigeons in Paris 

too fatten them up for our new Korean friends 

Yes we made friends in Korea although we didn't go

Every time I told you I was in the restroom 

I was on the internet, bro. 

Koreans eat every thing did you know?

We hitch hiked from France

In a very shady gypsy caravan

They taught us how to belly dance

Stole all our s**t after putting us in a trance

Now we're naked and fit right in 

on the nude beaches of Finland

Hop on my dragon, woahhhh haha the other one! 

as we ride the scaled beast to Thailand

We see a tiger and he's flirting with ya

A pow to the left and a pow to the right

That tigers going to be seeing birdies all night

that's when we realize we have to catch our flight

We're off to Houston, America

Get your gear on, my space ship is waiting for ya

We're going to travel to outer space

till we find a planet that resembles your face

That beautiful planet will  be our home

Then we take the shuttle back so we can visit Rome

Pretend to be the Pope for a day

Eat spaghetti and pizza, oh yay!  

When we're finally tired and decide to sleep

We stroll off to New Zealand to count sheep

I feel like I know you so much better now

This trip was the best and i'm super impressed

you're the coolest traveling buddy 

and i'll journey with you to the depths of the sea

Wherever you take me i'll be ready

No matter how crazy :D 

xoxo baby

Author's Note

I don't know what i'm smoking but apparently you want some of it :P

Reviews

[JulieÉmile]

Awesome! This was fun to read from the start to the end. I only have one suggestion that in the second line of your second last stanza, 'count the sheep' will fit better than 'count sheep'. If you add it and read the two lines again, it rhymes better. At least that's what I feel.

Anyway, very good writing. You get full marks for the imagery. The rhyme scheme is delightful and everything fits perfectly. Thank you for sharing this.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

did you mean Houston? was that a tipsy mistake? :)

yes, this was quite fractured fairy tale told with whimsy.

jacob

[ms. barrie]

damn Keegan, this is wow...incredibly whimsical yet naughty...write.

i feel like i just got a contact high just by reading this! the enriched spinning imagery you captured here with your choice of words and flow, held me spellbound.

brilliantly penned. thanks for sharing and good luck. keep writing. :)

[KeeD]

haha its so bad barrie :P even I know it you're just a sweetheart :D i wrote it for s***s and giggles for a friend and her contest :D

[ms. barrie]

i don't think this is bad at all. i think it's very unique and yes, full of humor but you conveyed very well poetically. then again, i'm not a "poet" - i just know i enjoyed reading this...damn it! p.s. whatever you're on, pass me some :D

[ms. barrie]

*it

[KeeD]

Haha passing some of the good stuff your way, :D take a hit, shake your hips and lets dance :D

[ms. barrie]

aw thanks how sweet...circling smoking bubbles. line dances to "achy breaky heart"

[ms. barrie]

oh the happy happy joy joy dance (ren and stimpy) i don't think you shake your hips to that though. :) and you're way too kind! thanks!

[KeeD]

We can shake our hips to anything, as long as we both attempt to sing :D

[ms. barrie]

sing? i sound like a sick cow when i sing...but okay :)

[KeeD]

Cows are worshiped in my country.. for their voices.. Moo Away pretty lady.. We can sing for forever and a day.

[ms. barrie]

small moo. i'm not a soprano lol -- hahaa, someone is having fun tonight, aye?