Never pull a door that says push

Our laughs echoed through the air as we finally reached our destination I ran towards the door and tried to open it; failing hard I heard my friends giggle behind me, what was so funny?

"OPEN SESAME!" I said then tried to open it. It still wouldn't open!

I frowned and my friends were onto each other trying not to fall from laughing.

WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY LAUGHING AT!?!

"WHAT?"

"It...says..push...you...retard!" Mollie said in between laughing,

I paused; my face becoming red, I put my poker face on,

"I knew that, I was just making sure you did"

"Yeah sure", Lizzie says sarcastically

"whatever lets just go in"

we entered the movie theatre and got tickets to see the last witch hunter, it was Lizzie's idea, she knows I cant handle things popping out of nowhere.

"I got us some popcorn" Mollie said happily,

"where's lizzie?"

I pointed over to where she was flirting with this random Korean guy. "Damn it Lizzie this is suppose to be a GIRL'S night out, not lets flirt with every guy we see night!" she mumbled emphasising the girls part.

"That's Lizzie for you"

we went inside and sat down as I did all 1 and 1/2 prays I know that a tall person wouldn't sit in front of me again.

After the movie we went outside and i jumped when my phone played, 'Barbie girl'. My friends looked at me with wide eyes as I answered the phone "Hey Nathan !"

when my friends knew it was Nathan they burst out laughing,

why is Nathans ringtone 'Barbie girl' you ask? well its because 1. it makes me laugh every time he calls and second its revenge for stealing my cookie besides also it suits his personality.

"why are they laughing?"

"They like your ringtone!"

"what's my ringtone?" he asked sounding curious,

"ummm.....you don't wanna know" I said honestly

"Now you HAVE to tell me!"

"well, I heard it and thought of you and your ways" I said trying not to laugh.

"KATH!"

"Its just about a certain doll I rip the head off of!"

"KATH!" he yelled and I held the phone away from my ear.

"FINE its stars with a 'B'!"

"BARBIE GIRL WHAT THE HECK KATHERINE!" he yelled

"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY COOKIE!"

"IM SO GETTING YOU BACK!" he promised

"you know im too ninja for you to ever do that" I said and hung up.

Mollie looked at me all weird,"WHAT!? he shouldn't have stolen my cookie!"

"You're so weird"

"what can I say , its not fun being normal"

I turned around to Mollie and pointed at Lizzie who was making out with a random guy in a corner,

"DUDE what the hell , who makes out with a random guy they just met!?" shouted Mollie

"apparently Lizzie"

Once she realised we were looking at her she hopped over to us,

"I think I love him" Lizzie said smiling,

"you barely know him!" said Mollie

I sighed,

"cant believe you were playing tongue war with a random guy"

"first of all I don't play tongue wars , I kiss like a princess!"

"yeah okay!" we said in unison.

"WERE SOUL MATES ITS MEANT TO BE!"

"if he's your soul mate then Kath has common sense"

"Go to hell!" I said

We walked down to the exit and I tried to push the door, but it didn't do anything. Mollie and Lizzie laughed, I looked up and saw the pull sign. well f**k, I pulled the door and left for Lizzie's house.