Murder (Dead Ted)

A Poem by promqueen

awesome rhymes!!!!! The story about a guy named Ted (you'll get it)

Oh hell I'm dead
muttered Jed
because of my cred
I have been paired
with nasty Ned
who's wrong in the head
and doesn't take his med
I have just read
in a letter from Ked
that he is fed
up with the traitor Ted
who should be put to bed
with a stone at his head

finally, mused Ned
I get to kill Ted
I get to shred
his itsy bitsy head
he should have bled
long ago but for Ked
who stupidly spared
the fool named Ted

so it was that Jed
accompanied by Ned
set off in a red
car to kill Ted
Ted was in bed
having been led
to believe that Ked
was to be wed
so he'd been spared
from work to rest his head

poor poor Ted
that same head
was to be speared
by what he most feared
the cylinder of lead

the house was cleared
and Ned and Jed
popped in on Ted
and they shared
the fact that Ked
no longer cared
if he was alive or dead
in fact, they said
he'd commanded
that Ted
be eliminated

Ted up and fled
with legs touching head
and Ned decided
to give chase to Ted
kill him instead
screamed Jed
as soon as that was said
a bullet of lead
broke through Ted's forehead
and he dropped dead
what a life he'd led
thought Jed
as he bled and bled and bled
and bled and bled and bled red

there laid was his head
the cold ground his bed...

© 2014 promqueen

Author's Note

awesome rhymes! The story about a guy named Ted who was killed by his partners Jed and Ned as ordered by their boss Ked

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Steph

This is a really good read! I guess you could call it a long poem but the rhyming scheme is so good that it makes it seem so much shorter. Hats off to you for finding so many words that rhyme with Ted. I really liked it!