myspace trill

Brains over booty

Mind before beauty

If you want to find your way into my bed

compliment my ingenuity

I already know your game

thanks to my daddy

so if you think you can get wit me

maybe in a century

 

if Mims can make a mill sellin nuthin on a track

I can make a mill at barnes n noble

from a  book on a rack

F**k a new yorker

Cuzz I be reppin Cackalacki

I can't really rap

But I can make u giggly

I'm small and petite bout 5'0 n some change

But I'll beat yo a*s

If you incorrectly spell my name

 

I gotta bank account

Wit a small amount

And I don't give a s**t

Cuzz cuzzin gon have a record out

 

A smile in your direction

Aint a flirtation

It's prolly cause you got sumthin in yo teeth

Or I'm lookin past your stupid expression

As your eyes trail down my body

making me comfortless w/o abandon

 

Get your a*s a porno, bettter yet a blow up doll

B/c I aint gon giv u the time

Betta yet a booty call

Mutha f***a get out mySpace

And stop harassin me

Get a life, go read a book

And stop fukin msgin me...

 

Author's Note

Surprised about everyones reviews... because I kind of wrote this trying to be funny.... Not really serious about it, but I guess ppl like what they like....

Reviews

[Michael]

Wow Onyx,

I assume this is to be spoken word. It is very powerful to say the least. As a middle-aged white guy it is not easy for me to relate to internal messages of the format sometimes but you have a brilliant poem here that is easy for anyone to grasp. It is full of strength of self and a pleasure to read and reaches for the higher fruit so to speak.

Great work!

[Meredith Leigh]

I thought it was cool and funny. I liked the flow, and the sassy feel of the poem. It's almost like a woman's theme song. Nice work!!

- Kriss

[Kelley]

Your sooooooo funny!!! I love your work and words.
I should of found you earlier. Tell me how in the world
do you come up with such funny lines???


Kelley

[M. View]

This was a hot write because I can see and feel the humour but at the same time see the reality in the way

you say...

"Mutha f***a get out mySpace

And stop harassin me

Get a life, go read a book

And stop fukin msgin me..."

Great Write

[Thug Life]

HAA!!! thaz the s**t right thurr fav line "f**k a new yorker!! WHAAAAAA *standin ovation*!!!!!! i love it i love it i love it!! al l icna really say! i wont spell yo name wrong lol promise

[~Savannah~]

i didnt mean that my comment was funny, by the way, i meant the poem was funny. *wow. im soooo good at this....*

[~Savannah~]

wow, i think you used every single naughty word. hee hee. sorry that was immature. but its funny. :^D

[AG]

back in the Philippines we had Friendster and it's a mind-sucker as well but to a lesser extent.

i can relate to your sentiments.

such uniqueness. i gotta say, this is all new to me. a style that's definitely different yet so viciously good.

i love that somebody actually made use of expletives to express unadulterated emotions.

this is far from contemporary. this is NOW. excellent work.

i also love hip-hop and RnB but i don't mean to sound antagonistic about your poem but i think it was Mims who said he could "can make a mill sellin nuthin on a track". not 50Cent

but i may be wrong. i'm no music expert.

but that doesn't matter, this is brilliant!

[THE LOST ROSE]

Damn! this was hot. I laughed and thought I would not want to get on your bad side. You can flap off at the mouth because you got brain and your flow is insane. I really look forward to reading more of your work.

[Wise Teacher]

I liked that Kandi that had a urban new age vibe to it and I really LOL when you clowned 50 Im not really a big fan of his either I like Lloyd Banks better but, anyway I give you mad propers because I saw an extension of your range