My Best Friend Part I

This is purely comedy for me. If you can't appreciate it then too damn bad.

Let's break something together,

Cut open some pillows,

Burn down that house we always hated,

I don't care,

Let's spend time together,

Do something crazy,

Smoke a bowl of wheat,

Let's get f**k up on sharpies,

Stone ourselves silly with chicken broth,

Lick the spoon and the bowl after we bake,

Let's get drunk on life,

Scare the church people when we come in,

On Christmas singing Metallica songs,

I don't care if we don't make sense,

We weren't born to please,

So come on,

I think I smell smoke,

Let's add the gasoline.