Little Skunk Gum

freeform fun ... cos why not?

Pop! The bubble exploded -

Splat in my face.

A vulgar little girl just 

delivered lashing of cherry flavoured gum,

at my face, it is now,

through my beard and ginger-specked moustache.

The wee little skunk of a human ran off …

Yes ran off, balloon in hand,

sporting a red tulle skirt, poker dot top,

and patent leather shoes to boot. 

Finger deep in gooey gum,

Sweetness engaging inners of my nostrils,

I turn on my heels, run,

Opposite direction.

Home,

to clean my beard, 

change into a 

red tulle skirt, poker dot top,

and patent leather shoes to boot.

Damn she looked good!

Reviews

[ANTO]

Is there a market for this pecadillo - bubble-gum bursting on cross dressing men adorned with soup strainers - thats quite a niche ... lol
(I thought mines of mohican-sporting-pancake-flipping crossing patrol ladies was out there)

Of course chewing gum stick our innards together - my mummy says.
*goes into trance ....I see a long journey ahead...I see men in white coats and spongey walls..hmmm"

[KWP]

i think we need to organize a party for all these one-suchers - also of course the galoots - whack 'em all together in a room full of guz, leave 'em a while with canape's of bubble gum, a sharing dress-up coat rack, write your own road lollipop signs and pancakes to boot ....

*joins you in trance 'hey Anto wait for me, still you run off without me, I like the sound of that journey and big spongey white wall, but heck why are those men in white coats and glasses all looking down their noses at me? Pass me that sparkle flavoured spatula would you - you've been licking it all day - you got sparkles over your cheeks and nose - now it's my turn !!'

[jacob erin-cilberto]

it can be vulgar to us when someone else looks so sharp, cracks the gum to get that attention...and then reminds us to look at ourselves...it is like that person is chewing Bazzoka bubble gum...and all we have is a little sliver of Dentyne...
we are more careful and sterile, that person is about chances....

fun read

j.

[Frank]

Fun poem. Little girl had no style :)

[Einstein Noodle]

hmmmmmmm not quite sure what to think of that relationship ... that man's perspective particularly... love the colorful language ... very descriptive ... especially the poker dots ..."poker dot(s)........." ??? what in the world were you doing when inspired ?? :) I think either the little girl is pretending she has a beard or the man is a cross dresser with great imagination ... either way I think your pro and antagonist are one and the same ... you are a crazy galoot aren't you!? :))))
E.

[ANTO]

lmao @ 'crazy galoot' ... cracked me up E!

[KWP]

hahahahaha - well what can I say - not really much I guess - you know there is a cross dressing fellow who lives across the road from my parents - sometimes I see him in a lady's nightgown - his wife died and my dad tells me that after that he took up cross dressing - I think he was denied it to himself whilst he was married - a very private fellow - but my parents have him for dinner all the time - funnily enough I didn't even think of him when I wrote this - just now - only - now - .... hmmmmm

maybe this sprung from the land of repressed galoots shouting - strip yourself bare - be free - be free - ha - don't think so ...

in any case two of my favourite people in the one comment ... life is good - yup yup - just as it is X

[ANTO]

aah KwP - you get such pleasure from the little things (me and E!) in life. A lovely soul you are. Hey I used to think me da was a cross dresser - when he was getting dressed at 4 am every morning to go to his night shift he would be cussing and swearing
x

[Einstein Noodle]

yes!!!! let's all get NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKED!! woot woot! i have never known a cross dresser ... but i think Dustin Hoffman was hilarious in "Tootsie" ... your parents neighbor sounds, and looks, in his nightgown to be a lost soul ... i see him wandering the twilight street looking for the lost Lenore .... what a fine place this is .. i just love you guys! :)

[KWP]

naked ? awww E talk about skipping a few levels and jumping into the naked !!! ANTO is right I do get pleasure from the little things and I am a cheap date ... but you gonna have to work a little bit before we all get naked ... a guitar perhaps a few songs, a fire to keep me warm after the swim in the river ? ;)

[Einstein Noodle]

i believe you brought it up girl! :) ... "strip and be free" ... but now i am feeling my cheeks getting red ..(not those cheeks) i am a hopeless Romantic and use to play guitar (but you do not want me to sing... perhaps i could play and read a raspy voiced rendition:
https://youtu.be/IEVow6kr5nI

.. fire is easy ... now the perfect river hmmmmmmmm ;)

[samparks,sam]

That nice I like this poem