Little Skunk Gum

freeform fun ... cos why not?

Pop! The bubble exploded -

Splat in my face.

A vulgar little girl just 

delivered lashing of cherry flavoured gum,

at my face, it is now,

through my beard and ginger-specked moustache.

The wee little skunk of a human ran off …

Yes ran off, balloon in hand,

sporting a red tulle skirt, poker dot top,

and patent leather shoes to boot. 

Finger deep in gooey gum,

Sweetness engaging inners of my nostrils,

I turn on my heels, run,

Opposite direction.

Home,

to clean my beard, 

change into a 

red tulle skirt, poker dot top,

and patent leather shoes to boot.

Damn she looked good!

Reviews

[sinNsincerity]

The metamorphosis is this poem made me want to know more.
Excellent job.

[Bare trees]

Gosh, after seeing that below....

[KWP]

don't venture below - it's a waste of time - look up my friend - look up

[Davidgeo]

I think grocery mom's are hot.

[KWP]

ok - whatever that means ...

[Davidgeo]

What do you care? You don't own my interpretations.... apologize to me whig lady... right now.

[Davidgeo]

You are wearing a wig in your profile pic right?

[Davidgeo]

You used to be a dude if I'm not mistaken...

[KWP]

you are right - I don't care :D - I shall never apologize or surrender - I shall die fighting .....

[KWP]

go away little boy - i don't feel like playing silly games today

[Davidgeo]

I'm just messin with you lady. Without the mustouche that poem reads like a lady I know at the grocery store with a small tyrant of a human being.

[Davidgeo]

How long have you been a dude though?

[Davidgeo]

I know a lot of dude/ladies.

[KWP]

there's one on every corner .... little buggers!

[KWP]

i I had the change about three years back now

[Davidgeo]

Good sport ... be well pretty lady

[David Scott]

I am having trouble with the mental picture here... ha. Great sense of humor and the poem had perfect timing.

[daninstockholm]

haha,, love this!! Great turn!

[wordman]

you have a vivid imagination! loved the story

[Valentine]

Funny write. Still trying to picture you with that moustache. Valentine

[Ruth]

This went from an experience to mutation of my senses lol Brilliant love! Really made me think and I read it three times...super flow of thought process here and book ending with a surreal vision...really liked this xo

[Rudi J.P. Lejaeghere]

Cute little poem, KWP. :) Rudi

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha You soon forget about the gum when he decides to dress up the same lol. The imagery doesn't look good in the finale lol. Glad I live in Adelaide now!