Edbert Engages Ethel

I had the task of writing a LIPOGRAM ...

Edbert earned Ethel 

Esteeming Ethel’s everywhen

The screaming effervescence 

When she deemed herself Edbert’s friend.

Edbert revelled the next expect,

Expecting Ethel to X X X 

Edbert’s expects sexy sex 

Lest, she leave the nest.

Ethel screeched when Edbert expelled

His every, every, every, ever,

Extracting her excitement,

‘EEEEEEEEEE’ said she, with ecstatic glee.

She intended be Edbert’s whenever.

Author's Note

Choose one vowel and write a poem in which you can’t use words with any other vowels!

Reviews

[Einstein Noodle]

great fun ..actually really am laughing out loud to myself ... well done .. difficult challenge i imagine ... the editing must have been mind wrenching ;}
E.

[KWP]

it was fun and an interesting mind-bending challenge ideeeeeeeeed ... Love ya X

[Einstein Noodle]

love ya back K!

[B]

This is pretty neat
i like it
Its funny how everything leads to sex

[Gee]

Straight over my head....

[KWP]

Bugger ! Well that's no fun at all ... Thwwwwwp !

Hmmmmmm ..... :-)

[Gee]

No reflection on your writing,I'm thick !!!!!

[R Smith]

ah that's how it works! you did this divinely darling......sorry slipped back to somewhere in the 1920s, not that I was alive then of course, only you could create such a masterpiece of egstatic poetry, can I be your Edbert please I've got tickets for the next trip to the everywhen :) XXX

[KWP]

you are my Edbery - you are my whenever :)

[R Smith]

The honour is all mine My lady Bossette XXX

[wordman]

i am no doubt edbert,but i am kinda confused,it seems all the vowells was allready used..
was this close

[KWP]

Hmmm perhaps it me who is confused ...

[KWP]

It's the E sound which can be used ... Not just the letters ..,

[wordman]

just being silly kw

[KWP]

i still think I am confuzzled X