Love Stew

A Quirky Collaboration between Richard Allen Beevor and myself ... makes me laugh :)

Keeping my heart in a wooden box,

take a look at it every day,

watching pieces fall to the floor

and my love for you drift away

Adopting a new attitude

I leave to purchase a new heart 

you're not worthy of my love true

and quite honestly you smell like a fart

you cut me to the quick,

sweet girl? more like stinky witch,

your eyes are red, teeth so green,

lips that dribble, ears that twitch

you tried to cast your wicked spell 

to curse my body, my life 

thankful i learned your wicked ways 

never took you for a wife 

gonna boil your head in a cauldron

and chop you into bits,

bake your cold heart in a witchy pie

but I might just keep your tits

Cos my daddy used to order 

A pair of tits on toast 
Drizzled with sweet honey
I'll enjoy suckling them the most 

Author's Note

just enjoy it :)

Reviews

[Anand Sehgal]

Adopting a new attitude
I leave to purchase a new heart

wow :) loved the attitude and the lines :)

Love :)
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[R Smith]

I'll say thanks as Elizabeth seems to have left town lol

[KWP]

i did leave town for the day and now I am back ... and thank you Anand ... glad you enjoyed xx

[R Smith]

that's a great poem you 2 wrote it really made me laugh, still rolling on the floor...........oh! it was me.....er sorry Elizabeth.....don't hit me again.....'THWACK'.......'OW!!!!'

[KWP]

;-) love this .. so much fun seeing where it travelled .. x

[R Smith]

yeah i read it 5 times haha xxx

[KWP]

:) .... yes xx