Office Bully

An ode to workplace bullies

"Office Bully"

Loud, confidante, bossy as f**k

One thing about you, common as muck

I see right through your fakery

Buying cakes from the bakery 

Flirting, shameless, being a slag

You actually are an ugly hag

Shaming, humiliating, in front of all

Does it make you feel big, make you feel tall?

You're jealousy is clearer than the summer sky

The things you do, underhanded and sly

I watch as you creep around the place

Watch every wrinkle and crease on your face

You talk yourself up, you think you are great

Too many days off, too many times late

But you think you're special, own the place

I know the truth, you're a f*****g disgrace

I see what you do and I told the boss

She's scared of you too, her terrible loss

I say I'm leaving, this place is a joke

The nice ones are drowning, the rest are on coke

No job is worth this, I'll be skint but who cares

I've just go enough for my homeward bus fares

I skip to the bus stop, happy at last

Leaving that bully and place in the past

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