Wedding Ring

A poem not about me at all!

"Wedding Ring"

You haven't wore it in ages

"It's too small" my heart rages

"Get it enlarged" I keep telling you

But there's always something else to do

I leave mine by the sink

Hoping you'll see the missing link

If you do, you don't say

Put mine back on the very next day

Forget about it for a bit

Even though I think it's s**t

Somethings not quite right with that

Am I being a whiney brat?

Today whilst hoovering I heard a clink

Was that his wedding ring? I think

"Do you know where your ring is at?"

I asked him while I slowly sat

"Upstairs", he said doing a quick maneuver

I told him / think it's in the hoover

He looked upset, went out the door

Well why the f**k was it on the floor?

I asked him "did you find it then"

"I never even looked yet hen"

Well that's that, you care no more

No hoover contents on the floor

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