Margot's Husband

could he be real?

"Margot's Husband"

Margot was the happiest wife in town

Always with a smile, never a frown

Immaculate, organised and always on trend

The envy of many a foe and friend

Margot's husband seemed to good to be true

Body so perfect, eyes clearest blue

Dressed so smartly, shoes always match

Can he be this good? Is there a catch?

Master of all trades, intelligent too

if there's a problem, knows what to do

Can cook like a woman, iron and sew

Margot's husband, a great man to know

Massages Margot for hours on end

When she has a headache, he tries to mend

by massaging her temples, never complains

It's clear in this marriage, she guides the reigns

In the bedroom he waits, is she in the mood?

If so, he gives it to her so good

if not he's happy to just cuddle in

and never gets angry, sleeps with a grin

Her friends want to know, how come he's so good?

Is he a robot, one made of wood

Margot laughs, of course he's not

but at night plugs a charger right in his bot!

Author's Note

my idea of a Stepford husband

Reviews

[Jimmy Yetts]

Except for "...he gives it to her so good," sounds more gay than Stepford.
Husbands, I suppose, are expected to be fully domesticated.
Entertaining piece, KT!

[KT-B]

haha so he does, well pointed out - a gay husband just might be the ideal! - lol :)

[Phill Oz O'fee]

Ha ha ha ... very good! Looks like an argument for promoting 'Artificial Intelligence' - well at least in one area of life ... bless!

[KT-B]

haha I know sounds good in theory but might get a bit dull in reality :)

[Paul Bell]

That guy's got to be out there somewhere.
Every women's dream. Cooks, cleans, massage, preens. Sex on tap. The guy's hot. Though if the power goes, she blows.

[KT-B]

haha so true - I wrote this after reading your "Oh God" poem for some reason - :)

[Paul Bell]

Must be a re-balance thing. lol

[KT-B]

yes I think it is - I loved that film Stepford Wives, it's a fascinating subject :)

[Paul Bell]

Can i get one for the weekend only.

[KT-B]

yes why not - hope she doesn't malfunction on you!!

[Paul Bell]

Just pray for another one. lol

[KT-B]

hahaha I like your style :)