Going the messages

ode to food shopping

"Going the Messages"

It's Friday, food shop time again.

So many shops, drives me insane!

Trying to make savings by going here and there

going the messages is a bloody nightmare!

My husband said "You enjoy it cos you're spending mon"

I said "you're joking mate this ain't no fun"

Try it sometime, you'll go out your head

In no time at all you'll wish you were dead

Instead of waiting in queues for hours on end

after using a trolley, with wheels that won't bend

Then squashing the bags in the boot of the car

So thin, the bags, that out pops a jar

of bolognaise sauce all over the  floor

Bloody waste, better go get some more

Then you have to put it all away

 cook something fresh, every dam day

Before you know it, it's Friday again

So off you go in the pouring rain

:(

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