weight watchers

not been in a while - eeks

"Weight Watchers"

I'm off to be weighed

Last night I prayed

Lord make me thin

I've only drunk gin

with low cal mix

 hope I've lost six

pounds that is

more than Lis

Not been for a while

 ran for a mile

worked out and swam

trying to keep calm

as I walk up to the scales

women bigger than wales

went bravely ahead

and good news they spread

So there's hope for me

have to wait and see

don't wanna go

but have to, I know

or regret it, I will

need a magic pill

ah well it's a chance

face the music and dance

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Reviews

[Im His Daughter]

I am a Thriver.. if interested message me. I will not do anything else. Love it! Great poem!

[KT-B]

thank you....the struggle is real lol :)

[Farmgirl]

I tried Visalus lol all diets only make you bigger no joke you consume more and muscle weighs more than fat lol

[KT-B]

yes I think your right, and I feel life's too short to be continually calorie counting - still summers coming, so maybe just a few more weeks - :)

[Farmgirl]

So true ! I love food too =)
I am a total foodie ... I used to have a bunch of created recipes until we got a room mate than one day they all disappeared ... And, yes you can do it !
I find the best way to lose weight is to just stay active get up even when you dont want to staying motivated is key to weight loss majorly and healthy eating is good and will promote weight loss too

But, most importantly ... it's telling yourself you are not going to convince me to be lazy today .. I am getting up out of this chair off this couch bed wherever it is one may choose to sit and sink in because its so inviting and comfortable and pull yourself out and make your self doing something active for 20 mins a day outdoors even if its raining lol


Good luck :)


((( Bighugs)))

[KT-B]

thank you for the inspiration, I've got my gym stuff on and I'm going to they gym, even though I'd much rather go back to bed for an hour hahaha - I know what you mean about the recipes, I used to make tablet (have you heard of it?) basically it's a full bag of sugar, a can of condensed milk and butter and stirring on a low heat for around an hour, it comes out like a soft fudge and is soooo sickly sweet...had to stop making that - thanks again for the encouragement, much appreciated :) xoxo

[Farmgirl]

Your welcome . and hehheeh sounds yummy reminds me of Divinity .. Now that is a good candy ... Goodlick with everything.. And no cat say i have sounds delightful though

[KT-B]

well if your ever in Scotland look out for tablet, you will love it!! :)

[Farmgirl]

:) okay thanks

[Tony Jordan]

Haha - KT this is modern poetry a la Victoria Wood. I can relate; my sister hated going too, especially when she suspected she had been a 'bad girl'. I believe she's defected to Slimming World now.

[KT-B]

haha my sisters doing slimming world but she's not been for a while either so it's a race to see who gets slimmest first - never ending story.... :)

[Gee]

LOL, my wife and her mates went for a few months last year, but only to feel better about themselves when they compared their bodies against the larger people who came in.

[KT-B]

hahaha so true, some skinny folk too tho and I think "why are you here" mind you they probably thinking the same about me - hahahah lol :)

[Gee]

I'm just fat and happy, plus I want my brothers to put their backs out when they lug my coffin into church

[KT-B]

haha that's mean...hey as long as your happy you could be thin and miserable :(

[Gee]

Oh Jesus no, throw me a kebab and 12 doughnuts

[KT-B]

catch! hahhaa - I had to take my kids easter egss and put them in their rooms as they were just sitting there going "eat me"...so I ate one - now out o sight!!! :)

[Gee]

Tut, tut.........

[KT-B]

hahaha jealous?

[Einstein Noodle]

love your humor ..women can have all kinds of horrific feelings r/t that scale .. congrats on your happy dance! it aint easy to loose once its on ;}
E.

[KT-B]

thank you, I was dreading it this morning having not been since the start of the Easter hols 4 weeks ago, so was surprised but delighted to have a weight loss, inspires me to keep on going - I'll get that summer bod yet! -:)

[Einstein Noodle]

i do believe it ma'am! i notice the hour glass shape of your poem .. is that subliminal? ;)

[KT-B]

weight loss - result- happy dance :)