5 Years

stupid questions...

I hate the question

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Because if I was honest I’d say

I have no f*****g clue

And you’re an a*****e for asking

But

This is just my humble opinion

 

I have to ask people

Where were you five years ago?

Did you see yourself here?

I sure as hell didn’t see myself

In a suit trying to sell myself to a

Table full of men I don’t know

 

So where will I be five years from now?

Honestly

Not here either

Not answering this question again

And to think that someone

Is being honest when they say

“Right here working away?”

Or

“Taking your job once you get that promotion!”

Then you’re a moron on top of it

 

Five years ago did you see yourself

Interviewing me?

I sincerely doubt it.

 

On some infallible website

I read that the human body

Sheds cells on a regular basis

Making you

A whole new you

Every seven years or so

 

So in ten years

You won’t even be the same person

Who asked me the question

About where I would be

And I would no longer be

The same person answering

On the cellular level anyway

 

But back to the question

Where will I be in five years?

I think

I will be complaining about

Some other random string of words

That piss me off for no

Apparent reason

 

And it sounds nice.

04/18/2013

 0431 am

Reviews

[SyberRose]

This reminds me of someone interviewing my son for a job...a management job...they asked him what kind of animal would he like to be? He just looked at them and said what do you mean??...what are you asking me that stupid question for..haa...and finally when they pressed him...he said a lion...the king of the jungle ha...:)

[MOON]

Love this , stupid questions indeed, one thing for sure you will certainly be surprised and it wont be where you thought it would be!

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Hahahaha! This is brilliant! Five years ago, I had no idea I would be taking on a cult that is abusing Hinduism and that would be my cause until I found another(cause).