Going Transit

Like the idea of going postal, this bus driver slowly goes nuts, from all the BS in his 1 day. Most of this really happen when I was a Bus driver, just not all in one day.

"Going Transit”

Written By: Jason J. Spaan

FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT
First thing you see is eyes opening, as JIMMY JONES is waking up. He's getting up and getting ready to go to work. He looks around for his friends, and he isn't happy about getting out of bed.

JIMMY JONES (VO)
Have you ever waken up with out a thought
of where you were? I do that a lot, still hoping
to find myself inside a place, more like heaven
then this place called hell.

JIMMY JONES looks over at the clock and sees it’s 5:30am.

INT. THE BEDROOM-AND HOUSE
JIMMY JONES- is waking up and walking though his house.

JIMMY JONES
I got no sleep and Jenny and Jane, have left
before I woke up, they left me a note.

INSERT - THE NOTE

"Jimmy,
thanks for the 3 and 1/2-hour work out.
You gave us both a run for our money.
I have never had more fun, then I did with
you last night. Jane says she wants to see
you again, as well. So maybe tonight?
I’ll come by around 11pm
thanks sexy.
Jenny"

BACK TO SCENE
The dazed JIMMY JONES, looks out the window, Snow storm the night before, the plows are out, and it seems to have stoped snowing, looks like today might be a good day.

JIMMY JONES
Too bad the women aren’t here,
I could have called in sick.

JIMMY JONES walks out and starts his car running, so it will be ready to drive when he's done showering. He makes sure to bring his Shovel, places it in the trunk of the car. Locks the doors, and runs up stairs for his showering. He get's ready, all his bus garb, and such. He looks at the clock, if he's 1 minute late to work he's in trouble. He has 40 minutes left, to get to work.

OUTSIDE THE APPARTMENT
While JIMMY JONES is Inside Showering, His car is being plowed in. The plower, makes sure his car is nice and covered. Next to his car, is a sign that reads, "No parking, When snow fall is above 2in." The Man plowing seems happy to cover JIMMY JONES Car with snow.


JIMMY JONES gets dressed, gets all his bus stuff, and is ready for the day. He walks out to the car, Sees that it's still running, however the car is covered in snow. He has 10 minutes to spare, for it's a 20 min drive to work. However the lock on the trunk seems to be frozen.

JIMMY JONES
Really, Today, why me??

JIMMY JONES looks up at the sign and recalls the night before.

JANE
Jimmy it's snowing

JIMMY JONES
I see that

JANE
you shouldn't park on this side of the street.

JIMMY JONES
I'll move it in the morning.


BACK to NOW - JIMMY JONES tryes to unlock his trunk, and finds the lock has frozen. for the next 2 minutes he blows hot air on the lock and rubbing it. Finaly it opens. He gets the shovel and starts Digging his car back out.

Once the car is clear he’s got just enough time to get to work. The drive is 20 minutes away, the 3 stoplight turns red, as he stops at the last light the car stalls.


JIMMY JONES
Oh don’t do this to me now, I can’t be late

After the first two tries fail, the car starts up yet again, JIMMY JONES starts driving again, Upon the next block the car yet again stalls, after a few tries it again starts, this time instead of releasing the gas to brake, he steps on both the gas and brake. JIMMY JONES sees the gas station up ahead.

JIMMY JONES
Ok I think I have time to go to the gas station
before work.

INSERT - THE GAS STATION
The gas station has a line off the block.

JIMMY JONES
I have no time for that; I only have 4 more
Blocks to the station. I have 10 minutes left.
I might be able to make it.

EXT. THE VIEW OF THE CAR
The car stalls just as he’s 3 blocks from the BUS BASE. JIMMY JONES runs out of the car and starts pushing it into a parking space. Nothing is said, just a lot of grunting, as he struggles to get all of his bus stuff, and run the 3 blocks in the cold. SCENE FADES OUT.

FADES IN: INT. BUS STATION
"THE BOSS MAN"
Cold and tired, JIMMY JONES stands inside the BUS BASE, look up at the clock that says 8:10. JIMMY JONES looks depressed.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
I’m 10 minutes late, grrrrreat, Now I get to
talk to the boss about why I’m late. Lucky me.

THE BOSS MAN walks up to JIMMY JONES and points to the office. JIMMY JONES walks into the office, as the office door closes.

INT. THE OFFICE
JIMMY JONES is sitting down in the chair in front of the desk; the office is filled with personal stuff of THE BOSS MAN’s life. THE BOSS MAN is sitting at the desk. THE BOSS MAN is looking over a sheet.


THE BOSS MAN
Jimmy you have been late a lot. In the past
3 years, you have been late 4 times. I think
It’s time you think about weather or not you
really want to work here? Cause from the look
of things. I think you don’t really want this great
Job.

JIMMY JONES
I’m sorry sir, I was late due to my car. I....

Before JIMMY JONES finished his sentence, THE BOSS MAN interrupts and says:

THE BOSS MAN
Jimmy, I don’t want your excuses. I want
you to come in on time.

JIMMY JONES
Yes Sir

THE BOSS MAN
Thank you Jimmy, after you work tonight I
need you to come in. I have to talk to you.

As JIMMY JONES exits the office he notices, what THE BOSS MAN writes on the sheet.

INSERT - THE SHEET
"Jimmy Jones 4 day suspended"

FADE IN:
INT- THE DISPATCHING ROOM
The dispatcher sits behind this Jail style bars.
The room is filled with bus charts and flyers that you can’t really make out.

As JIMMY JONES enters the DISPATCHER room.

DISPATCHER
So Jimmy I have a route for you since
you, lost your route cause you were
late.(laughs)

(Pauses)

DISPATCHER
It’s your favorite, the 40.


JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
I hate these people, which really suck a*s, not
only do I lose my great normal route cause
of my car. Not only do I end up getting
suspended later tonight. Also, I get to drive
the most hated route in all the city.

JIMMY JONES
Thanks that's my favorite route, I love
that is round trip 20 minutes.

THE BOSS MAN
Is that a crack? Do you really hate that route?
Do you want to go talk about it?

JIMMY JONES
No, sir I love that route, really I do.
Thanks, I have to go, or I’ll be late.
Have a great day.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
I hate this job. I hate these people,
Maybe if I just grab a gun and kill them
all, everything will be ok.


EXT. OUTSIDE THE GARAGE (BUS STATION)
JIMMY JONES walks to the garage, and starts the bus. On first try is doesn’t work. On second and third try still nothing. So he calls the garage. A mechanic comes out, to help out.

MECHANIC
What did you do to it?

JIMMY JONES
I didn’t do anything to it.
It just won’t start

MECHANIC
Well you had to do something to it.

JIMMY JONES
Maybe cause it was already broke?
(Pauses)


JIMMY JONES
I have no idea what did it, can you fix it?

MECHANIC
I’ll just have to see about giving you another
Bus. Hold on let me call the boss man.

The MECHANIC calls THE BOSS MAN outside, and they talk for a minute or so, in private. Then THE BOSS MAN comes over to JIMMY JONES.

THE BOSS MAN
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy what am I going to
Do with you?

JIMMY JONES
I didn’t do anything.

THE BOSS MAN
I told you about getting smart with me.
After your shift, come in I need to talk
to you about your future here at HTC.
(Hesley Transit Company)


FADES IN: INT. BUS
"FIRST LADY I SEE"
JIMMY JONES is driving the bus, as he pulls up to a stop. He glazes over at his watch, to see that it is 8:30am. As the doors open, an OLDER WOMEN, smiles and enters the bus. She walks on, pays her fare, and sits on the first most front seat on the bus, which just happens to be across from JIMMY JONES. The OLDER WOMEN starts to talk to JIMMY JONES just as he starts to pull off from the stop.

OLDER WOMEN
Remember the other day when
You were nice to me?

JIMMY JONES
Yes

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Not really...I have thousands of people
ride everyday, I don’t remember them all.

OLDER WOMEN
Well, I made these Chocolate chip cookies for you.
The OLDER WOMEN hands JIMMY JONES 4 Cookies wrapped in foil.

OLDER WOMEN
So did you have a good week?

The OLDER WOMEN asks with a really big smile on her face.

JIMMY JONES
Yes, I kind of did

OLDER WOMEN
How long before you get to my stop?

JIMMY JONES
Which one is your stop?

OLDER WOMEN
The other end of the route

JIMMY JONES
Oh about ten minutes

OLDER WOMEN
Ok, cause when I get home
I have to get naked and spread eagle

JIMMY JONES
What?

JIMMY JONES looks over in shock, and disgust.

OLDER WOMEN
Oh do you know what it means
to be spread eagle?

JIMMY JONES
La la la la la la la, I didn’t
Just hear what you said, stop saying that

JIMMY JONES plugs his ears and pretends she didn’t say that.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Ok time to change the subject.


JIMMY JONES
So, how old are you?

OLDER WOMEN
There are three things I never tell,
1. How old I am.
2. How much dicks I’ve sucked.
3. How many times I’ve swallowed!!!

JIMMY JONES
Oh My god, please stop talking that way.
You’re making my ears bleed.


JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Don’t picture it, don’t picture it.
Oh...damn! Too late.

As JIMMY JONES approaches the stop, he looks towards the OLDER WOMEN as she smiles and says something as she exits the bus.

OLDER WOMEN (Smiling)
If you ever need of getting your c**k sucked, I love too.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Oh my god, she didn’t just say that
She’s like 85, or something.

JIMMY JONES
That’s just nasty! Ewwwwwwww!

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"BUS RULES" focused on a sign that reads
INSERT - THE BUS RULES SIGN
"THE BUS RULES
1. Let people off the bus first, before boarding the bus.
2. No pushing
3. Children over the age of 5 years old- Fare $.65
4. Children over the age of 12 years old- Fare $1.35
5. Adults Fare- $1.35
6. No one is allowed on the bus for FREE.
7. Please keep talking to the driver to a minimum.
8. No smoking
9. No food or drink
10. Please keep it quite on the bus."
The bus pulls up to a stop a few minutes late, 5 people get on the bus. Two of them sit in the way back of the bus. One in the middle, and the other two more closer to the driver. One is a MAN and the other SEEMS TO BE A WOMEN. She has a full beard, but she looks like a woman.

SEEMS TO BE A WOMEN
So bus driver may I ask you something?
When does the Ten O’clock bus come?


JIMMY JONES
I’m the 10:30 bus

SEEMS TO BE A WOMEN
I know, so when?

JIMMY JONES
Oh I think at 10

SEEMS TO BE A WOMEN
I thought so, he was there at 10:01, and 20 seconds.
Why don’t they just say, that’s the time they will be there?
Instead of making me wait.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Why me?

SEEMS TO BE A WOMEN walks away and the MAN walks up and starts talking.

MAN
Bus driver, can you hurry up I have to get to work
You were late and I need to be there NOW!

JIMMY JONES
Where are you going? Sir?

MAN
This next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Sorry that I was 3 minutes late. How late
Are you?

MAN
I am 30 minutes late.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Well that’s not my fault


JIMMY JONES
Sorry to hear that I’ll do my best

As the bus comes to a stop and the doors open the MAN rushes off the bus, and knocks down a child.

JIMMY JONES
I’m sorry ma’am
The MOTHER yells at the MAN

MOTHER
What the hell is your problem B***h?

The MOTHER gets on with her 15 kids ranging from 7 years old to 16 years old.

JIMMY JONES
Ma'am’ you have to pay fares on the kids.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
She has what 5 kids under 12 years old,
Maybe 7 kid over 12 years old.

JIMMY JONES
That's $12.70, plus your fare.

MOTHER
You must be crazy, My kids all 15 of them
Are 5 years old? So they are FREE.

JIMMY JONES
What are you talking about, that one has a beard?

JIMMY JONES is pointing at a kid about 15 or 16 years old, that is growing hair on the face. Maybe even older then 15 or 16.

MOTHER
They are all FREE, cause they are all 5.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Damn Loophole

JIMMY JONES
You still have to pay your fare

MOTHER
Here’s my bus pass, can I have
Transfers for my kids?

JIMMY JONES
You haven’t paid their fare

MOTHER
Why can’t I have a transfer, for my kids?

JIMMY JONES
You need to put money in.
Ok you know what, I’ll call base and ask them ok?

MOTHER
No that's ok, never mind

JIMMY JONES
Ok please sit down.

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up to the next stop, and a YOUNG ASIAN BOY enters the bus, he’s about 16-17 years old. He seems confused, he walks to the back of the bus and sits down.

FADES IN: INT. BUS
"HEAVY ROLLER"
JIMMY JONES looks at his watch, it says noon. He has about 4 people on the bus, 3 women and a man that's is huge as all hell, He looks like a GIANT. He seems pissed about something so JIMMY JONES is just leaving him alone. JIMMY JONES pulls up to the next stop and a man gets on, he’s slender and well dressed.

HEAVY ROLLER
Hey bus driver, I don’t have the fare can I
slide?

JIMMY JONES
Show me where on the bus rules is says
I can let you slide?

HEAVY ROLLER
Come on bus driver why you gonna be like that?


JIMMY JONES
I’m just doing my job, you have to pay to ride

HEAVY ROLLER
Why it got to be like that?

JIMMY JONES
That's the rules sir

HEAVY ROLLER
Come on bus driver please?

JIMMY JONES
Sorry sir, you have to pay.

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up to the next block and pulls the break. So the bus is safely out of traffic, to talk to this HEAVY ROLLER.

HEAVY ROLLER
Bus driver why you got to be an a*****e?

JIMMY JONES
Sir you need to either pay your fare or
get off the bus.

HEAVY ROLLER
Come on bus driver, all I got is this.

The HEAVY ROLLER pulls out of his pocket, a wad of hundreds.

HEAVY ROLLER
I have no change

JIMMY JONES
What do you mean you don’t have change?
I hear it. Dig deep, or you can’t ride the bus.
Damn, with all that money why don’t you have a car?

HEAVY ROLLER
I do, I have a caddie, but it’s in the shop.
Can’t you just let me go this one time?

JIMMY JONES
No, sorry sir, nothing in this world is free.

GIANT
What’s the hold up driver?

JIMMY JONES
This guy doesn’t have the money to get on the bus

HEAVY ROLLER
I have the money, anyone have
change for a hundred?

GIANT
No, but that store across the street does,
go get some and get off the bus.

HEAVY ROLLER
Motha f***a, mind you own business.

The GIANT stands up, and seems to be over 7 ft. tall. He walks to the front of the bus, where the 5’2" HEAVY ROLLER is standing.

GIANT
What did you say to me little man

JIMMY JONES
Sir, please I’ll handle this.

GIANT
Sorry bus driver

HEAVY ROLLER
Bus driver, I don’t have it look...

HEAVY ROLLER digs in his pockets. He finds $.50, he puts it in the fare box.

HEAVY ROLLER
That's all I have other then a hundred

GIANT
you found that money, now find the rest.

HEAVY ROLLER
B***h I told you to mind you own business.



GIANT
Your very lucky I don’t feel you’re worth jail time.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, Please sits down

JIMMY JONES points to the GIANT to sit down.

GIANT
I will when he either pays his fare
or I feel your safe.

HEAVY ROLLER
F**k this, here, ya whinny b***h

Somehow the HEAVY ROLLER finds yet another $1.00 in change.

HEAVY ROLLER
Can I have my change? I put in $1.50

The GIANT says in a loud commanding voice.

GIANT
Sit Down!

JIMMY JONES continues on route, as the scene fades out the GIANT is talking to JIMMY JONES about the GIANT becoming a cop. As the voices fade and the scene soon follows.

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"THE DINGER KID"
The YOUNG ASIAN BOY rings the bell, (the bell to make the driver stop the bus). As the bell rings the bus has just pasted a stop.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Stop, bus driver that was my stop!

JIMMY JONES
Son you rang it too late, you’ll have to
get off at the next stop.

The YOUNG ASIAN BOY walks to the front of the bus and sits down.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Ok bus driver that is fine, the next stop.

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up to the next stop, and opens the doors.

JIMMY JONES
Have a good day.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Oh wait, this isn’t my stop,
Next stop, next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Ok, well then just wait, I’ll be there in a minute.

JIMMY JONES closes the doors and pulls the bus to the next stop. He then opens the doors.

JIMMY JONES
Have a nice day now

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Oh wait, this still isn’t my stop,
Next stop, next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Do you know your stop sir?

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Yes I know where I live, its next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Ok...well next stop.

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up to the next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Well you have a good day.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Next stop, next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Are you going to keep saying that?

ANGRY PASSENGER
What the hell? Make up your damn mind
I have to get to work, all this stopping is making the
Bus late.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, I’m sorry I’m falling behind.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
I know it’s the next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Well if I pass it you’ll just have to walk back
Ok sir?

ANGRY PASSENGER
Who me?

JIMMY JONES
No this young man, Sorry my bad I call
Everyone "sir".

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up to the next stop, and people are waiting. JIMMY JONES pulls the bus up close to the stop.

REGULAR PASSENGER
Why are you late Jimmy?

JIMMY JONES
Sorry Ma’am

REGULAR PASSENGER
You’re such a Bad driver,
My old driver was never late.

JIMMY JONES
Sorry Ma’am

REGULAR PASSENGER
You need to get your act together.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
This next stop bus driver that’s my stop.

JIMMY JONES looks at the stop, and passes it, knowing the young boy will just say it’s not it.

REGULAR PASSENGER
Did you hear that boy you just passed his stop?
You are the worst driver in the world.
I’m going to report you!

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Oh no that's not my stop, next stop.
Next stop.

As JIMMY JONES starts to pull up to the stop, a man standing on the corner, that the bus is pulling up to, is waving the bus on. As if he thinks the driver is getting off.

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
Oh that's not it, next stop.

REGULAR PASSENGER
Damn boy is you lost?

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
I think so.

REGULAR PASSENGER
Well tell me baby, where are you going?

YOUNG ASIAN BOY
I know the house.

JIMMY JONES Closes the doors and starts to pull the bus off to corner.

ANGRY PASSENGER
Wait, this is my stop, I have to get all my stuff

JIMMY JONES
Well I’ll pull across the street.

REGULAR PASSENGER
Damn, were did you get your driving training?

JIMMY JONES
Have a great day**SMILE**


JIMMY JONES passes the next few stops, with out a peep from the dinger kid (young Asian boy), JIMMY JONES gets to the end of the route, just as the doors open the Asian boy runs off the bus. JIMMY JONES watches him run off, then as he starts to look back a group of loud angry passengers, are wondering where the bus has been, and why is it late?




FADE IN:
"DRUG DEALERS"
Pulling up to a stop in a bad part of town, as the bus doors open a man that radiates off a dark presence, enters the bus.

RANDY
::::Mumbles::: "I did it"

RANDY the dark dressed passenger that enters the bus, then sits in the back of the bus, with a black Backpack in hand.

JIMMY JONES pulls up to the next stop and MATT dressed in dark red, boards the bus. He walks to the back of the bus. Sitting across from RANDY.

RANDY
What do you want Matt, it’s all mine
You have no right to the money. You
Need to just walk off this bus,
And mind your business.

MATT
Randy, I’m entitled to that money
Just as much as you are.

RANDY
B***h you need to step off before I bust
A cap in ya a*s.

MATT
Bring it on motherfucka!

RANDY stands up and walks to the front of the bus, and places the black backpack, with the bus driver’s stuff behind his seat. In doing so he leans over and gets really close to JIMMY JONES looks like RANDY wants to kiss JIMMY JONES.

JIMMY JONES
Can I help you?

RANDY
Yes bus driver can you let me off here?

JIMMY JONES
Yeah sure, just back off.

The bus slows down and pulls up to the stop. As the doors open RANDY pushes his way off the bus, and runs fast away from the bus. As he does this MATT notices this and runs off the bus though the back door. MATT chases after RANDY.

The bus goes to the end of the route and turns around. JIMMY JONES walks to the back of the bus to see if they left anything. However the bus is clean, nothing is there. JIMMY JONES gets back into the seat and continues to get back on time for the route.

FADE IN:"THE SUPERVISOR"
As JIMMY JONES pulls up to the first stop THE SUPERVISOR is sitting in his white mini-van, waiting for him. JIMMY JONES pulls up and waits for THE SUPERVISOR to approach the bus. THE SUPERVISOR walks up to the bus and knocks on the front door. JIMMY JONES opens the doors.

THE SUPERVISOR
What time are you due down here?

JIMMY JONES
2:35pm

THE SUPERVISOR
Well it’s 2:30pm

JIMMY JONES
Well sir, If I leave on time by the time
I’m half way thru the route I end up
Being late. So I leave 5 minutes early
Everyday, and I make sure the rest of
the route is on time.

THE SUPERVISOR
Get off the bus!!!

JIMMY JONES has a confused look on his face. He gets out of his seat and exits the bus through the front door.

JIMMY JONES
Yes sir...
How can I help you?

THE SUPERVISOR
Jimmy you are the poorest excuse for a
Bus driver I have ever seen. You are a
Dumb, lazy, sad man. When you get back
to the base I want you to talk to the boss man.

JIMMY JONES
What? For being 5 minutes early?

THE SUPERVISOR
Are you getting smart with me?

JIMMY JONES
I’m just saying sir.

Before he finishes saying what he has to say THE SUPERVISOR cuts him off.

THE SUPERVISOR
Listen to me you need to shut up
right now and drive the bus. Before
I take you off the bus NOW!

JIMMY JONES looks pissed and returns to the bus. Tries to slam the doors but the slowly close. Then pulls the bus away from that stop fast and with anger. (As much as the bus allows)

THE SUPERVISOR (VO)
I’ll make sure he doesn’t have a job
Tomorrow you’ll see.

As JIMMY JONES pulls up to the stop that is right across the street from where RANDY ran off. He sees RANDY standing at the stop Smiling. The doors open and randy enters the bus, and sits in the first seat across from JIMMY JONES.

RANDY
Thanks bus driver

JIMMY JONES
Excuse me?

RANDY
Thanks for picking me up

JIMMY JONES
That's my job. So what’s the deal?

RANDY
Oh my friend Matt thinks I owe him
money. He’s dead wrong.
Oh by the way my name is Randy.

JIMMY JONES
Oh k, well Hi my name is George.

RANDY
Hi, George.

JIMMY JONES
Hi

RANDY
Well, I’m going in that back.

RANDY leans in towards JIMMY JONES and retrieves his black backpack. Then leans back and walks to the back of the bus. As he sits down JIMMY JONES sees MATT running for the bus. JIMMY JONES starts to slow the bus down. RANDY sees this and runs to the front of the bus.

RANDY
George, if you pass him up
this is yours.

RANDY slips a hundred-dollar bill in JIMMY JONES front shirt pocket. and JIMMY JONES speeds the bus up. RANDY smiles and returns to the back of the bus.

FADE IN:
"THE SHOW DOWN"
Towards the end of the route, JIMMY JONES pulls up to a stop and just as the doors open MATT is standing there. He was hiding behind people. MATT enters the bus. The other people also get on. 3 people other then MATT & RANDY.

MATT
You know you saw me back there
Bus driver, But that's ok. I understand.

JIMMY JONES
I’m sorry sir, I didn’t see you.

RANDY
Matt leaves George alone.

MATT
Oh you know his name, randy?

RANDY
Yes he’s a cool bus driver

MATT
What about me?

RANDY
You are a dumb f**k.

MATT
Why you got to diss me like that?

RANDY
Cause I can

RANDY and MATT are standing and arguing at this point and the other people got off the bus.

MATT
So are you going to give me my share?


RANDY
I guess I can, were scaring people, sit down

MATT
Ok, but if you mess with me...

RANDY
Just sit down, b***h

MATT sits in the back, RANDY talks to him quietly and the other people get back on the bus. JIMMY JONES pulls off and drives on. The other people get off on the next few stops. Then out of no where seeming RANDY sneaks up on JIMMY JONES, and leans near him once again placing the black backpack in JIMMY JONES stuff behind the driver seat. At this point MATT can’t make out what randy is telling JIMMY JONES, so MATT pulls out his gun. As RANDY turns to face MATT he also pulls out his gun.

RANDY
George, get on the ground.
Matt has a gun.

As the two are gunning it out JIMMY JONES leaps to the floor of the bus.

MATT
Don’t worry I’ll get the both of you b*****s

RANDY
You are a stupid f**k aren’t you?
MATT
F**k you (BANG)

First shot hits RANDY’s right thigh.

RANDY
Mother f***a (BANG)

Second shot hits MATT in the stomach.

MATT
You f**k!

RANDY runs closer to MATT in the back of the bus, point blank the two shot each other in the head.
A few minutes pass....
JIMMY JONES opens his eyes and looks up. Amazingly not a lot of blood got on him. Not really, some on his back, but not really. Pools of blood toward the back of the bus.

FADE IN:
THE SUPERVISOR is talking to the police, and JIMMY JONES is sitting and talking to them as well. The police take JIMMY JONES statement, and tell him he’s ok to go. While he’s talk to them another driver from a route that crosses his. Helps out by putting all JIMMY JONES’s stuff on the new bus. THE SUPERVISOR takes JIMMY JONES to the side.

THE SUPERVISOR
Are you ok to drive the rest of your route?

JIMMY JONES (VO)
If I take off right now, I’ll lose pay.
I’m off in like 20 minutes anyways,
might as well say I’m ok to work so
I get paid for a full day.

JIMMY JONES
Yes Sir, I’m ok

THE SUPERVISOR (VO)
Damn I hate this guy, this was my chance to screw
 him. I could have taken his pay away, for half the day.

THE SUPERVISOR
Ok well, I guess, if you feel you can make it.

JIMMY JONES
Yes I’m fine, want me to go to the relief
point.

THE SUPERVISOR
Yes, that's a good idea, drive slow. (Smiles)

THE SUPERVISOR (Softly Whispers)
I have a good idea.

JIMMY JONES broads the new bus. Then drives to the relief point, picking up people along the way.

FADE IN:
"THE OTHER DRIVER"
JIMMY JONES arrives at the relief point at 4:50 P.M., 10 minutes early.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Ok I’m ten minutes early so the other driver
can get settled. Ok I have everything I need.
Where is he?

View to THE OTHER DRIVER and THE SUPERVISOR talking. THE OTHER DRIVER turns around and goes home. THE SUPERVISOR smiles.




BACK TO SCENE
JIMMY JONES looks at his watch, it’s 5:20pm, he’s pulled the bus to the other side of the street so he’s out of traffic. The people on the bus are giving JIMMY JONES dirty looks. JIMMY JONES calls on the radio.

JIMMY JONES
Jimmy to Base

DISPATCHER (radio)
Base, go ahead

JIMMY JONES
The relief driver isn’t here

DISPATCHER (radio)
Well, wait for him for 10 more minutes
the call me back.

10 minutes later...

JIMMY JONES
Jimmy to base

DISPATCHER (radio)
Yes?

JIMMY JONES
The relief driver is still not here,
What do you want me to do?


DISPATCHER (radio)
You need to continue the bus
route, we’ll look for him and call
you back

JIMMY JONES
Ok I guess

JIMMY JONES has made two round trips.

JIMMY JONES
Jimmy to base

DISPATCHER (radio)
Yes, we haven’t found the other driver
yet. Looks like you might have to drive
It. Can you take his route. We don’t have
anyone else.

JIMMY JONES
Get the boss man on the radio.

DISPATCHER (radio)
10-4

THE BOSS MAN (radio)
What can I do for you, Jimmy?

JIMMY JONES
If I do this other route, am I in good
standing with you?

THE BOSS MAN (radio)
I guess, but for that you have to do
the whole route.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Oh my god, I don’t think I
can make it. I’m about to pass out.

JIMMY JONES
Deal!

THE BOSS MAN (radio)
Ok it’s an 8-hour run with an hour layover
then a 4 hour add-on.

JIMMY JONES
ok, what time to I work tomorrow

THE BOSS MAN (radio)
you off tomorrow

JIMMY JONES
Ok, will you run out the paddle for me?


THE BOSS MAN (radio)
yes, shortly.

Less then 5 minutes later THE SUPERVISOR walks up to the bus and hands JIMMY JONES the paddle.

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"BUS DRIVER GROUPIES"
JIMMY JONES pulls up to a bus stop and as the doors open, JODI stand there dressed in only a
Black leather tube shirt, and a short black skirt. She appears to be 20 years old. She enters the bus and sits on the first seat across from JIMMY JONES. As the bus pulls off, she starts to talk to JIMMY JONES.


JODI
Hi, my name is Jodi.
What’s your name?

JIMMY JONES
Jim, most women call me "OHH"

JODI
What, Why is that?

JIMMY JONES
Cause all night like all they
Say is "Ohh, Ohh, Ohh, Ohh"

JODI
If you let me suck your c**k, I’ll
make you say OH GOD.

JIMMY JONES looks at Jodi in surprise.

JIMMY JONES
Well, I like that kind of idea.

JODI
Are you single?

JIMMY JONES
Yes, Why you wanna be my
girlfriend.


JODI
I wanna be your f**k buddy.
Is that ok?

JIMMY JONES
Well I seek a girl friend, I’m not
seeking a girl that wants me to pay
her for sex. She has to be a nympho

JODI
Did I say you had to pay me?

JIMMY JONES
Ok, So what are you saying?

JODI
I wanna suck your c**k
and f**k you, hard.

JIMMY JONES
Why me?

JODI
I heard you are good and I
wanna see for myself.

JIMMY JONES
Who did you hear that from?

JODI
A friend

JIMMY JONES
How do you know they were
talking about me?

JODI
Cause you are the only bus drive with
a piercing

JIMMY JONES
How do you know I have piercing?


JODI
Do you have piercing?

JIMMY JONES
Ok yes I do

JODI
Where?

JIMMY JONES
One in my tongue, and the other
In my...So what are you looking
for other then that?

JODI
The other is where?

JIMMY JONES
Do you really wanna know?

JODI
Yes

JIMMY JONES
Well it’s in my package.

JODI
Didn’t that hurt?

JIMMY JONES
Not as much as you would think

JODI
Where is it?

JIMMY JONES
What you mean, like where in my package?

JODI
Yes

JIMMY JONES
It’s in the head of my rooster.

JODI
Really

As JODI says "Really" her eyes light up.

JIMMY JONES
Yes

JODI
How does that feel for the women?

JIMMY JONES
I have never had a complaint

JODI
So when can I feel that?

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Ok now this isn’t normal, I wonder
How old she really is. I bet she’s too young.

JIMMY JONES
So how old are you?

JODI (Softly Whispers)
16

JODI
20


JIMMY JONES
Huh, ok well you look 20.

JODI (Softly Whispers)
that was close, damn pierced c**k
Is sexy, I wanna f**k him now, damn it!

JIMMY JONES
So you just want me cause I’m, what a hottie?

JODI (Softly Whispers)
Yes, yummy and cause you drive
Buses.

JODI
Yes, I like my men pierced

JIMMY JONES
Huh, well ok, as long as you aren’t
a bus driver groupie.

JODI
What’s a bus driver groupie?

JIMMY JONES
They are people that only like
us bus drivers, cause we are bus drivers

JODI
It takes all kinds to make the world up.

JODI (Softly Whispers)
God your yummy, I want you now.

JIMMY JONES
Ok you can have me as soon as you can
tell me how you know me.

JODI
Ok fine, I’m Erin’s sister

JIMMY JONES
Erin, the 18-year-old I dated last week?

JODI
Yes

JIMMY JONES
Ok.... Well here’s my number.

JIMMY JONES turns around to write the number down, as he turns back around JODI is naked and sitting on the back of the bus. The sunset is peering through the window, and her soft skins looks inviting. JIMMY JONES stands there in awe. After a few moments past he looks at the clock and notices he has a 20-minute layover, and he is parked alone with her, in a dark wooded area of the end of the route.

JIMMY JONES is sitting down on the way back seat and his pants are off...and JODI’s naked riding his lap.
After 15 minutes, they hear a Knock knock knock on the front door, out of fear, they quietly get dressed. Smiles and giggles, as they see who’s at the door, turns out it’s ERIN and as the doors open she says.

ERIN
Little sister, if you are done in here
we need to go.

JIMMY JONES
What?

JODI
Give us a minute

JIMMY JONES
Did she say little sister?

JODI grabs JIMMY JONES to the back of the bus where they continue to dress, and talk.


JODI
Yes I’m sorry Erin wanted to
get back at you, for not calling
and I wanted you from point one.
When I found out you were fine
I had to have you.

JIMMY JONES
How old are you?

JODI
16, and if you let me be with you
as a girlfriend, I’ll never tell.

JIMMY JONES
as long as you know I will date other
 Women

JODI
That's fine I’m Bi-sexual anyways.

JIMMY JONES
So that's crazy, what about Erin.
Will she tell on me?

ERIN
(Yells from outside the bus)
NO! As long as you call me
and I get a piece of ya too.

JIMMY JONES
So I have to keep f*****g
you and your sister Erin?
Are you ok with that?

JODI
I have to be, that was the
plan from the start, that's
how I convinced her
to let me meet you.

JIMMY JONES
Damn that sucks that your 16

JODI
You’re only 24

JIMMY JONES
Yes I know but that’s just wrong

JODI
Well if you would rather be in jail,
I guess I’ll go.

JIMMY JONES
No No, that's ok, I’ll take the deal.

JODI
Thank you honey, I love you
(Long deep kiss)

JODI exits the bus, JACK enters the bus, and acts like he doesn’t know JIMMY JONES.

JIMMY JONES (VO)
What am I getting myself into?

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"THE GUN GUY"
After a start of a strange night, JIMMY JONES starts driving the rest of the route. A bum looking guy gets on the bus, following a woman, and he throws in $1.25 in the fare box, JIMMY JONES lets it go.  The women sits in the back of the bus, he sits across from her.

FOLLOWED WOMEN
What do you want?

THE GUN GUY
Hey baby, wanna get with me?

FOLLOWED WOMEN
No you not only smell, but you are damn
Ugly!

THE GUN GUY
Well baby I’ll take care of you


FOLLOWED WOMEN
Brother you can’t even take care of your
Self, what makes you think you can handle me?

THE GUN GUY
I have it all

FOLLOWED WOMEN
You might have "IT" all, but whatever "IT"
Is I don’t want it.

THE GUN GUY
Baby, I’ll take care of you

FOLLOWED WOMEN
What you talking about, you can’t
take care of your self. How you
figure you can take care of me?

THE GUN GUY
Baby, I can take care of myself,
Why you think I can’t?

FOLLOWED WOMEN
boy, you is on a bus, a man I be with
Needs a car, and money, So I can get
My nails done, as well as just extra money

THE GUN GUY
Baby, I can give you the world, if you
just give me your heart.

THE GUN GUY leans over and places his hand on FOLLOWED WOMEN’s shoulder.

FOLLOWED WOMEN
B***h you best get your hand off me
Before I kill your a*s.

THE GUN GUY removes his hand and sits back in his seat.

THE GUN GUY
Damn baby you is feisty

FOLLOWED WOMEN
You keep your hands to yourself, and
I won’t have to hurt you.

THE GUN GUY
Listen women, you worry about
Love making and leave the rough
stuff to the men.

FOLLOWED WOMEN has a crazy look on her face.

FOLLOWED WOMEN
I know you didn’t just say that to me
Boy, you lucky I just got my hair done.

JIMMY JONES starts to call base, because it looks like a fight is about to break out. As JIMMY JONES calls base the loudness of the radio draws the attention of THE GUN GUY.

THE GUY GUN
What you doing bus driver?

JIMMY JONES
Nothing sir

FOLLOWED WOMEN
Bus driver can you get his stalking a*s
off the bus?

THE GUN GUY
Why you got to be like that baby?

JIMMY JONES
Uh, sir, could you please leave the lady alone?

THE GUN GUY
Damn baby he called you a lady

FOLLOWED WOMEN
That’s cause the bus driver has respect

THE GUN GUY
Damn bus driver is you trying to steal
my women?

FOLLOWED WOMEN
I aint your women, and maybe I want
The bus driver, he’s kind of cute.
Hey, bus driver is you single?


THE GUN GUY
I know you aint trying to pick him
Up, right in front of me.

FOLLOWED WOMEN rolls her eyes at THE GUN GUY.

FOLLOWED WOMEN
Catch a clue, I don’t want you.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, please leave the lady alone.
Or exit the bus.

DISPATCHER (radio)
Base to Jimmy

JIMMY JONES
Go ahead

DISPATCHER (radio)
What can I do for you?

Just before JIMMY JONES has a chance to answer, THE GUN GUY starts talk, and JIMMY JONES has the receiver pressed down, so the DISPATCHER can her all.

THE GUN GUY
Bus driver, you best not be talking about
me.

JIMMY JONES releases the receiver button. THE GUN GUY walks to the front of the bus. Stands right next to JIMMY JONES while he’s driving.

THE GUN GUY
Bus driver if cop comes up to the
bus, I’ll bust a cap in your a*s.

THE GUN GUY flashes the gun in his belt under his shirt.

JIMMY JONES
You know that you would go to jail for
That, and never have a women again.

THE GUN GUY
That's if they catch me.

The anger in Jimmy is visible in his face. He starts to yell....

JIMMY JONES
First off you don’t pay your fare,
Now your going to have the Gaul
To tell me you are going to kill me
Cause I’m asking you to leave a
women alone that doesn’t like you?

THE GUN GUY
B***h, keep your voice down,
I’ll bust you out right here


JIMMY JONES slams on the brakes and THE GUN GUY holds on tight. JIMMY JONES opens the door, and points out the door.

JIMMY JONES
Get the f**k off my bus before I
Get out my seat and kick your a*s.

THE GUN GUY pulls out his gun, and points it at Jimmy’s head, as he walks backwards off the bus.

THE GUN GUY
I’ll shoot your a*s, b***h.

JIMMY JONES
Go for it, I hate my life.

Moment passes where no one says anything, they just look at each other, and then JIMMY JONES moves his hand to close the door.
JIMMY JONES
thought so.

THE GUN GUY
You aint right in the headman.

The Bus doors close and JIMMY JONES drives off.

JIMMY JONES (VO)
What the hell is wrong with me?
JACK comes to the front of the bus.

JACK
See you like to wrestle

JIMMY JONES
What?

JACK
He thought you were dirty,
Cause you is a dirty mofo!
"Reant-der"

JACK exits the bus, at the next stop, smiling.

FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT
"THE DAY DREAM OF LAST NIGHT"
As JIMMY JONES is driving a FLASHBACK of the night before.
TOM and JIMMY JONES are sitting in the living room talking, and drinking beer, a flash of the clock reads 10pm. TOM is a tall, skinny man, wearing glasses.

TOM
Man life sucks a*s, I have a
Cheating girlfriend, that is leaving
me. I’m 23 years old, I’m going
bald, and I work at Mike’s Taco.

JIMMY JONES
Well, at least you have your health.

TOM
(Quietly says)
I hate my life

JIMMY JONES
What?

TOM(louder) I hate my life.

JIMMY JONES
At least you’re not a bus driver




TOM
(Quietly says)
Well, you have a Bi-girlfriend
and a good paying job.
What do I have?

JIMMY JONES
What? Damn man speak up

TOM
Never mind

JIMMY JONES
No really tell me. Hey man you
Want another beer?

TOM
Yes

JIMMY JONES
Ok tell me what you said

JIMMY JONES walks to the kitchen, grabs six bottles of beer. Returns to the living room.

JIMMY JONES
Here man

JIMMY JONES hands TOM two beers, while opening his own, and placing 3 more on the floor near his legs.

JIMMY JONES
Come on man, I can’t read your mind.

TOM
It’s just that you have it all

JIMMY JONES
What do you mean you have
Stuff, you have Linda, well you did
have Linda.

TOM
See that's what I mean you have
Jenny and she’s pretty damn fine.
How is it you do that?

JIMMY JONES
I have no idea why, I have the
good luck with women that I have.

TOM
I thought it was cause you had
your tongue pierced. So I got
mine pierced.

JIMMY JONES
Yes, but after I got my PA done,
you didn’t follow that.

TOM
Are you crazy?
I’ll never pierce my rooster.

JIMMY JONES
(Laughs)

TOM
Your know I have no idea why
I have such s****y luck, I mean my
mom and grandma die the same year,
my hair is falling out, I’m only 23 that's
just not fair.

JIMMY JONES is drinking his 3rd beer, and has one left.

TOM
I just wish life would throw me something
good.

JIMMY JONES
Well I’m sorry man, ::BURP::

TOM
The was only a 4.

JIMMY JONES
(Laughs)


TOM
Ya know, you never even met Linda,
and she and I may never be together
ever again.

JIMMY JONES
Well man, I’m sorry your life sucks.
I wish I could do something for you.
Maybe when we get rich and move
to Myrtle Beach, SC. ::BURP::
Maybe then things will get better for you.

TOM
What dream world do you live in?
We will never get rich. That was a 3.

JIMMY JONES
Man, one day I will write a story about
All of us, you me and Jack.

JACK, JOE, JON all walk in at that point, they seem paranoid, they all look around and walk to the kitchen then to Jack’s bedroom, slams the door, and turns on the cartoon network loud.

TOM
Oh K....Man, I think Jack is gay.

JIMMY JONES
Why do you say that?

TOM
He gets fewer women then me.
He doesn’t ever try.

JIMMY JONES
I think he’s just shy.

TOM
 We’ve known him since the
3rd grade. Do you ever remember?
him having a girlfriend?

JIMMY JONES
Now that you say that.
No, not at all.

TOM
I know, and he’s always watching a*s
F*****g porn, and trying to get on us.

JIMMY JONES
If he is, it’s ok. However, now you got me
wondering. Hey, you want some more beer?

TOM
what time is it?

JIMMY JONES
10:30pm

TOM
I’ll get some, how many you
want?

JIMMY JONES
bring me 4

TOM
Don’t you have to work tomorrow?

JIMMY JONES
Yes, but f**k it.

TOM
ok man, want a shot of Ever clear?

JIMMY JONES
Yes, but then instead grab me
3 beers.

TOM
Ok

TOM goes to the kitchen and grabs 4 beers, as he closes the refrigerator door, JACK is standing there in just underwear.

TOM
Yes, do you want some beer?

JACK
Nope, just wondering if you too wanna
Get stoned? And wrestle?

TOM
No that's ok, thanks anyways.

JACK
Ok well just thought I’d ask.

JACK returns to his room slamming the door again.
INT. JACK’S BEDROOM
JACK, JON, and JOE are in a Smokey room. JOE is sitting on the floor; JON is lying on the bed.

JACK
Tom doesn’t want any sweet leaf

JOE
Tide changed its cap!

Both JON and JACK look at JOE in confusion. JACK then leaps in the air and does an elbow smash to JON.

JON
Motha F***a!
Get off me b***h

JACK
Ouououou Joshawa Oh yeah


JOE starts staring at the floor, which in turns makes JACK, start staring as well. JACK looks sad, then happy, starts zoning.

JOE
Doo, OZZY is dancing on the floor

JACK
Yeah, I see him too
He’s dancing with barney

JON
Damn, I’m tripping Sid and I don’t
even see that s**t.

BACK TO SCENE
TOM returns to the living room where JIMMY JONES has 3 shots of Ever clear.

JIMMY JONES
Isn’t Jack coming out?

TOM
I think he was trying to.

JIMMY JONES
What? No, I mean out here,
I poured him a shot.

TOM
Nope I think he’s in his room
Whacking off with his booty friends.


JIMMY JONES
Ok well I’ll drink it...

TOM
Are you sure man?

JIMMY JONES
No worries I’m cool man.
So here’s to you having a
better life.

BACK TO SCENE - JACK’s room

JON
Ask yer ma, if you
can ride the ramp doo

JACK
Let’s go take a walk

JACK Grabs JOE slams him against the wall, and presses his body hard against JOE’s.

JACK
So you wanna walk or wrestle?

JOE
Walk, damn doo, let me go
JON
Ask yer ma, to tell you go doo

The trio run out the front door, as they do TOM drinks his shot and wash it down with the beer, JIMMY JONES quickly drinks the 2 shots, and then slams the beer. Just as they finish, the phone rings.

JENNY (Phone)
Hi!

TOM
Hi

JIMMY JONES
Who is it?

TOM
It’s for you man.

JIMMY JONES
(A drunk) Hello?

TOM sits down and drinks his beer. Quietly bitching to himself.

JENNY (Phone)
What you doing tonight?

JIMMY JONES
Why?

JENNY (Phone)
Cause me and my new girlfriend
Jane, wanna come over and hang out.

JIMMY JONES
Sure come on over.

TOM looks up and seems pissed, then grabs one of Jimmy’s beers and goes to his room.

TOM
It’s ok have fun with your women,
I’ll be ok man.

JIMMY JONES
Ok well are you coming?

JENNY (Phone)
I’m knocking on your door right now

JIMMY JONES stubbles to the door. Opens it and JENNY and JANE walk into his living room.
JENNY is a beautiful redhead, and JANE is a blonde, they both look like models.

JANE
So this is the Jimmy I keep
hearing about, can I see your PA?

JIMMY JONES
Sure, that's would be fine as long
as Jenny didn’t mind.

JENNY
Yummy you have Ever clear, can I?
have some hunny.

JANE
So can I see his PA, Jenny?

JENNY
Yes, go for it.

JIMMY JONES
So how many shot you want?

JENNY
10, pour me 10.

JANE
I’ll do 10, How many you doing
Jimmy?

JIMMY JONES
I have had a lot already.
I’ll have 2 more.

JANE
Come on!

JIMMY JONES
I have to work in a few hours.


JENNY
So let Jane see your PA

JIMMY JONES
OK here it is...

As JIMMY JONES starts to undo his pants, JANE kisses him, then JANE kisses JENNY, then JENNY kisses JIMMY JONES, and then the scene goes Blurry. FLASHBACK OVER.


FADE IN: INT. BUS
"NASTY BUM"
JIMMY JONES is driving in the dark, Night driving makes seeing the people harder, So the bus is driving slower. As JIMMY JONES pulls up to the stop a man with a PEPSI BOTTLE, enter the bus.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, you can’t bring that on the bus.

PEPSI BOTTLE MAN
Don’t worry, be happy, I will not leave
An empty bottle on your bus. I swear!

PEPSI BOTTLE MAN walks to the back of the bus, and sits in the back. Later the PEPSI BOTTLE MAN jumps off the bus. Two stops later a NASTY BUM is standing at the bus stop. The bus doors open, he stands there with his head bleed slightly, it seems that he’s having trouble standing.

JIMMY JONES
Are you ok sir? Anything
I can do for you?

NASTY BUM
Hey bus driver, the sidewalk jumped
Up and hit me in the face.

JIMMY JONES
You need me to call someone for you?

NASTY BUM
No sir, I just need a ride.

The NASTY BUM pays the fare, and walks to the back of the bus and lays out across the entire seat in the very back. JIMMY JONES stops at the next stop and the BIBLE BUSTER Steps on the bus, bible in arm, and sits in the middle of the bus.

BIBLE BUSTER
Praise the lord!
I say to you all, if you do not
Have the word of God in your hearts
You will go to hell, with the demons.

JIMMY JONES
Sir can you quiet down?

BIBLE BUSTER
The messenger of God will not
be silence by the demons of this
plane.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, you need to quiet down.

BIBLE BUSTER stands up and starts walking to the front of the bus. Stands next to JIMMY JONES and faces the people riding the bus.

BIBLE BUSTER
People of this demon filled earth shall
Try to silence the word, and his messengers.
This demon bus driver need you all to help
him find the way to the word.
Praise the lord.

PERSON ON THE BUS
Shut the hell up.

BIBLE BUSTER
Only another demon uses their code
"Hell"

JIMMY JONES
Sir, you need to get off the bus.

JIMMY JONES pulls the bus over and opens the doors.


JIMMY JONES
Get off my bus!



BIBLE BUSTER
You can not move the lord’s
Messenger.

JIMMY JONES
Screw it, I’m calling the cops.

BIBLE BUSTER runs off the bus, but not before grabbing JIMMY JONES newspaper.

JIMMY JONES
Damn, Bible buster, I f*****g hate all of them.

FADE IN: EXT. STREET
"JACK’s Friends"
JACK, JON, JOE, and JUSTIN CASE a guy they just met on the street, are talking while walking down the street.

JACK
I saw Jimmy earlier?

JON
Ask yer mom if I care, Doo!

JOE
So Justin, you live on the streets?

JUSTIN CASE
Yes, I do

JOE
How does that feel?

JUSTIN CASE
What do you mean, feel?

JOE
You know sleeping on the street?

JUSTIN CASE
It sucks a*s!

JON
Doo, Sorry to hear that.


JACK
Wanna trip and wrestle?

JUSTIN CASE
Sure, will ya’ll feed me?

JACK
Yes, after your tripping

JON
Doo, that's mine.

JACK Shares JON’s remaining hit of Sid, with JUSTIN CASE.

JUSTIN CASE
So what are you guys doing?

JOE
Doo, there's Tom, he changed his cap.

JON
What the hell are you talking about?

JACK jumps on JUSTIN CASE and wrestles him to the ground and gets on him.

JON
Oh man Jack, put your c**k back in your pants.

JOE, JON, TOM
Oh man, that's nasty!

TOM
What the f**k are you guys doing?
Why is jack rapping that homeless guy?

JON
I think they are just getting to know each other

JOE
Let’s leave them alone

TOM
Yes that's a good idea.


JOE
Where did you get that cap?

TOM
What are you talking about?

JOE
The cap on your head, it’s dancing.

JON
Doo, I’m tripping Sid and I don’t even see that s**t.

JOE
Doo lets go get some more beer.

JON
Now that's a great Idea.

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"THE OUTLET"
A guy get on the next stop and sits kind close to JIMMY JONES, he looks sad, and lonely. JIMMY JONES is boiling pissed mad from all the stuff that has happened on the bus so far, and he’s looking as though he’s about to go transit. (Not postal, cause it’s a bus) The LONELY GUY opens a can of soda, and JIMMY JONES hears this and stops the bus and stands up to confront the LONELY GUY.

JIMMY JONES (In anger)
You can’t have that drink on the bus!

LONELY GUY
What the hell?
All I want is this drink, I won’t spill it.

JIMMY JONES
Listen you F**k!
You are not allowed to have drinks on the bus.

LONELY GUY
What are you going to do if I do?

LONELY GUY drinks from the soda, and smiles with a sin.

JIMMY JONES
Get off the bus!

LONELY GUY
F**k you man, go drive the bus.

JIMMY JONES
OK fine I’ll call the cops.

LONELY GUY
Over a can of soda?

JIMMY JONES
It’s the law!

LONELY GUY
F**k you b***h, get off the bus
I’ll show you the law.

JIMMY JONES
What does that mean?

LONELY GUY gets up and spills his drink on his pants.

LONELY GUY
Mother f****r, that's it, I’ll kill you.

LONELY GUY lunges forward to tackle JIMMY JONES.

JIMMY JONES (VO)
Maybe I over reacted

JIMMY JONES dodges LONELY GUY, and LONELY GUY slams on the floor. JIMMY JONES runs off the bus, and a cop across the street sees this, and comes over. LONELY GUY follows JIMMY JONES off the bus. JIMMY JONES turns him around and runs away from him. LONELY GUY follows JIMMY JONES. JIMMY JONES makes it to the bus first, and closes the door. The OFFICER comes over and grabs the LONELY GUY.

OFFICER
What’s the problem here? Open the doors.

JIMMY JONES opens the doors.

JIMMY JONES
He’s trying to kill me, arrest him.

LONELY GUY
Soda, Bus, a*****e, F**k

OFFICER
What son? What are you trying to say?

LONELY GUY lunges forward to attack JIMMY JONES

JIMMY JONES
See officer, I told you

OFFICER
OK Son your coming with me.

The OFFICER arrests the LONELY GUY.

LONELY GUY
I’ll f*****g kill you bus driver.

JIMMY JONES
Can I go officer?

OFFICER
Go, get the hell out of here

JIMMY JONES (VO)
Damn my bad, wish I didn’t over react.
All well.

EXT. BUS
JOE, JON, and TOM see JIMMY JONES driving the bus.

JON
Let’s go f**k with Jimmy

TOM
Man you need a life
I’m getting more beer.

JOE
I’m with Tom

JIMMY JONES starts to close the doors and drive off JON boards the bus. Then JIMMY JONES drives off.

JON
What happen there?

JIMMY JONES
That guy said he was going to kill me
so I called the cops.

JON
Damn your job sucks

JIMMY JONES
So why are you riding the bus?

JON
Ask yer ma, why I’m on the bus doo...

JIMMY JONES
Just sit down, ok?

JON
Aight, motha f***a
Yer a b***h taday

JIMMY JONES
Sit down!

JON walks to the back of the bus and sits down. As the bus turns a corner the Pepsi bottle rolls to his foot. JON gets an idea and picks up the bottle.

JON
Doo, wake up

JON tries to wake up the NASTY BUM, after a couple times the NASTY bum awakes.

NASTY BUM
What?

JON
Doo, is this your beer?

NASTY BUM
Beer?!?! Yes that's mine

JON
Are you sure?

NASTY BUM
Yes I’m sure, give my that!
NASTY BUM grabs the Pepsi bottle, and drinks a gulp.

JON
Bus driver, will kick you off
If he sees you drinking that.

NASTY BUM
You right
I better tell him, I’m sorry
First I’ll finish it.

As he’s walking up to the bus driver he drinks even more of it. Until only a last gulp is left. He then sneaks up on him.
NASTY BUMBus driver, damn you freak out over
Drinks poorly. Cause of that I’ll drink this,
I found this beer on the back of the bus.

JIMMY JONES realizes it’s the same Pepsi bottle as before, only now it’s filled with piss. JIMMY JONES tries to stop the NASTY BUM from drinking it, but he’s too late.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Screw telling him, that's piss.
He’ll spit it up on me if I tell him
now.

NASTY BUM
Ahhh, that was good...All
done, Sorry bus driver. I found that
beer on the bus. After hearing that you freak
out over people having drinks on the bus,
 I decided to drink this beer for ya.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Oh my God, his breath smells like piss.

NASTY BUM
What’s wrong bus driver

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
I don’t know how long I can hold my
breath.

NASTY BUM
Where are we..?
:::BURP:::
Oh sorry bus driver.


JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Oh my lord, that was so nasty
I think I’m going to pass out.

NASTY BUM
Are you ok bus driver you don’t look
so good.

JIMMY JONES
Sir, I need to work on driving
can you sit down?

NASTY BUM
No I can’t I will get off in a minute
I can’t sit down cause I s**t my pants
and I don’t want the grease from my
nasty bean s**t to get on your seat.

JIMMY JONES Looks like he’s about to barf.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Oh boy, please get off the bus
I’m getting light headed.

NASTY BUM
Oh k, this is my stop.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Thank God!

JIMMY JONES pulls up to the stop and opens the doors, NASTY BUM holds out his hand for a handshake.

JIMMY JONES
I have a cold...have a great day.

NASTY BUM
OK bus driver you too.

NASTY BUM and JON both exit the through the front door of the bus. JON turns back to say his good bye.

JON
see ya man. Like the piss?

JIMMY JONES
How’d you know about that?

JON
Ask yer ma, Doo!!!

The end of this route comes and JIMMY JONES is allowed an hour break, so he pulls the bus over to the side of the road, and leans the driver seat back as far as it will go. Which isn’t far, then starts to fall asleep, but not before setting his alarm clock on his watch, and places the watch on his ear, so to hear it.

FADE IN: EXT. STREET
TOM and JOE got beer and meet back up with JACK.

JOE
Where’s Justin?

JACK
He started screaming and
ran off.

TOM
Why?

JACK
I have no clue, we were just wrestling

JOE
I know why he ran

JOE looks at TOM, in such a way that TOM understands.

TOM
Ohhhhh (makes face)
Ewwwww, that's nasty.

JACK
What?

JOE
Nothing man

TOM
Yeah nothing man.

JACK
So where’s Jon?

TOM
He’s on the bus f*****g with
Jimmy.

JOE
What ya wanna do now?

TOM
Let’s just get really drunk.

JACK
Doo, there’s Jenny.

JENNY walks up, and starts talking to the 3.

JENNY
How you guys doing?

TOM
We are drinking. What you up to?

JENNY
I was thinking of calling my girlfriend
Jane, and seeing Jimmy tonight.

JACK
I’m off...reant DER

JACK runs off.

JOE
Whatever, I hate when he does that.

TOM
So what do you see in Jimmy?

JOE
Yeah, how does he get all that?

TOM
I mean I’m not jealous

JENNY
you know you are.

TOM
Ok a little, so what does Jimmy have?

JOE
I have everything Jimmy has

JENNY
Oh you have a huge c**k, and it pierced?

JOE
Maybe, I might have a huge c**k.

TOM
What you don’t know, has it been that
long since you have seen it?

JOE
No

JENNY
(Laughs)

TOM
So is it the piercing?

JENNY
No he’s got the most wonderful heart

TOM
So are you in love with him?

JENNY
Promise you won’t tell him?

TOM & JOE
I promise

JENNY
Yes I am in love with him

TOM
Does he know?

JENNY
I don’t think so

JOE
Wow, So how come you never
let him have a 3some?

JENNY
I did

JOE
When

JENNY
Last night

TOM
Damn, So I guess he was good.

JENNY
he is the best lover I have ever had.
Jane, my new girlfriend said she loved
his pierced c**k.

TOM
Who’s Jane, I’ve never met her.

JENNY
I just started to date her.

JOE
What if she falls in love with Jimmy?

TOM
Yeah, aren’t you afraid?

JENNY
My idea of a perfect marriage,
Would be me Jimmy, and a girl?
TOM
Really?

JOE
Damn I want a Bi-girlfriend

TOM
I have one, but she just left me.

JENNY
Oh I’m sorry tom, I wanted to meet
Linda.

TOM
Maybe you could introduce me to
Jane.

JENNY
I’d have to ask Jimmy first.

JOE
Why Jimmy?

JENNY
Cause she’s his plaything.

JOE
God Jimmy is a lucky Motha f***a

TOM
So what about me and you Jenny?

JENNY
I’ll blow both of you, if you two
Suck each other and
F**k each other in the a*s.

JOE
Uh, I don’t know about all that

TOM
S**t, I know I aint doing that.
Nasty a*s s**t


JOE
So Jenny when you seeing Jane again?

JENNY
I was going to call her right now

TOM
So do it.

JENNY goes to a pay phone and calls JANE. Then walks back to TOM & JOE.

JENNY
She said after work she’ll
come bye.

TOM
Cool, where does she work?

JENNY
J-mart

TOM
Really? Where?

JENNY
J-mart on Main St.

TOM
That is where Linda works

JENNY
Maybe they know each other.

TOM
Maybe, She can find out
Who Linda left me for.

JENNY
I’m sure if she know her, She can find
out. Then we’ll go kick their asses.

TOM
You’re so good to me.


JOE
So lets go get some b*****s till then.

FADE IN: EXT/INT BUS
"THE SUMMER DREAM" (20 minutes long, at least)
JIMMY JONES remembers the past summer, where while stop at a lay over, the guy that always passes down the road besides the bus on a bike, Zooms by. Well on this after stormy day, there was this huge puddle, and like every other day JIMMY JONES waves at the bike rider. Only this day, when the rider rides fast through the puddle, the earth seems to swallow him up. The puddle seems shallow but the way his bike fell into it him and all, it seems more like a swimming pool. JIMMY JONES is in shock to see this, and in the refection of the window you can see the rider not coming up right away, but then pulling himself out of the puddle. (Seems that earlier boys removed the construction boards that show where the city was digging a huge hole. Once the storm hit, the hole filled with water, and when Jimmy and the rider see it seems like a normal puddle) ((Show how it happen after the scene of him falling in the puddle happens, Show the rider pass by in all conditions of weather. As well as the day before they started digging: meaning the large scopper is in the background. Then show the hole dug, then the rain, then the kids that steal the beware signs. Then re-show the scene again.))
JIMMY JONES hears a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on this window, and he realizes he’s back in the winter hell he calls home. It’s time to continue to run the route.

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"BEER FEST"
The Base calls and asks JIMMY JONES if he can do a trip of the BEER FEST, after thinking about it. He decides to, He reaches the Fest grounds, and the bus is already filled with people. About 250 people on the bus all at once, people sitting, standing and sitting on people. JIMMY JONES gets on the bus and starts to drive it on the freeway.

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
I am soo tried, I feel like I’m going
to pass out.

DRUNK PERSON#1 (in rear of bus)
OH my god dude why did you puke on me?
:::Barf:::

JIMMY JONES
Did I hear that right did someone puke?

DRUNK PERSON#2
(in rear of bus)
Damn man why’d you both puke on
Oh man that's nasty ::Barf::


JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Come on, the windows don’t open
Don’t start puking.

DRUNK PERSON#10 (Middle of bus)
Eww, ohh
::Barf::

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Domino Barfing
Please lord help me

From the outside you see, hands against the window of the bus, spreading puke on the windows, as well as vomit everywhere. People are trying to open the windows. However they are sealed.

DRUNK PEOPLE
:::Barf::
Bus driver pull over

JIMMY JONES calls base to ask for help.

JIMMY JONES
Jimmy to Base

DISPATCHER
Yes?

JIMMY JONES
Everyone on the bus is puking
Can I pull over and you send a
clean up crew.

DISPATCHER
How far are you from the next stop?

JIMMY JONES
10 minutes

DISPATCHER
Safely stop at the next stop and get the
Passengers safely off the bus.

JIMMY JONES
Why can’t I stop right here?

DISPATCHER
I need you to be the captain and drive
It to the next stop.

JIMMY JONES
Ok well you all owe me.

DISPATCHER
10-4

JIMMY JONES looks back and sees people slipping and sliding all over the bus, and puke on the windows, and floor and the smell is overwhelming. However the people have yet to puke in the front of the bus they are just trying not to get puked on, the first two rows are not puking, the rest of the bus is. JIMMY JONES opens the driver window and tries to drive while sticking his head out the window.

PUKING PERSON #1
(in the back)
Bus driver I need off the bus.

JIMMY JONES
In a few minutes I’ll open the back
Door every one off the bus.

PUKING PERSON #2
(in the front)
OK driver, Oh god (puke noise)

JIMMY JONES (Screams)
When I stop I’ll open the back door,
Everyone that has puke on them or
has been puking needs to go thru
the back door.

JIMMY JONES pulls up to the stop and opens the back door, and everyone pushes their way off the bus, it looks like the bus itself is puking the people up. JIMMY JONES sees the other bus. He grabs his stuff and drives his last run of the day, One more trip.

FADE IN: INT. BAR
"THE BAR SCENE"
JOE, TOM, JENNY, and 2 girls are talking at the bar.

JENNY
Yes, Joe is a god in bed.

GIRL #2
Really, does he like Bi women?

JENNY
Yes I’m Bi.

GIRL #2
Really?

GIRL #2 Starts Kissing JENNY deep, wet sexy kisses.

GIRL #1
She’s just trying to make me jealous

JOE
Maybe you should kiss me
and make her jealous

GIRL #1
Yes that's a good idea

GIRL #1 Starts Kissing JOE.

TOM
This sucks! I’m going home.

TOM storms off.

JOE
Muah....I think

GIRL #1
You think what?

JOE
I forgot

GIRL #2
So you wanna go back to my place,
All four of us?

JENNY
No my boyfriend will be home soon,
Give me your number and I’ll call you.

GIRL #2
Ok another day then.

GIRL #2 gives her number to JENNY, Jenny then runs after TOM.

JOE
So you ladies wanna go home and play?

GIRL #1
Yes...I wanna f**k the hell out of you.

GIRL #2
I wanna taste that sweet
Cum, Jenny told me about.

JOE
Thank you Jenny!

FADE IN: EXT. STREET
"TOM & JENNY"
JENNY runs after TOM, as they walk back home. (Tom, Jimmy, and Jack’s place)

JENNY
Why’d you run off?

TOM
I don’t have fun when other people
are making out in front of me.

JENNY
Well, if you had given me another
minute I would have gotten you
both women. Maybe even two 3somes.

TOM
That would have been fine, but I
didn’t see that happening, so I left.

JENNY
Hey, look there’s a girl for you

JENNY points at ERIN, which is walking towards them.

TOM
No, I know her, She’s one
of Jimmy’s Ex’s

JENNY
Damn really, Now we have to
talk to her.

JENNY Stops ERIN, and talks to her.

JENNY
Hi Erin!

ERIN
Do I know you? Oh wait
Your Jimmy roommate right?

ERIN points at TOM.

TOM
Yes I am. Hi.

JENNY
HI, I’m Jimmy’s present girlfriend

ERIN
Oh really?
(Smiles Big)

JENNY
Yes why?

ERIN
Oh nothing

ERIN (Softly Whispers)
So not only do! Get to f**k your
 man. If I wanna really make him do
stuff, I can just say I’ll tell you.

JENNY
So how did you and Jimmy
Break up?

ERIN
He just stopped calling me



JENNY
(Confused Look)
Why is that?

ERIN
Cause I told him I would NEVER
Sleep with a girl, that's just nasty.

JENNY (Softly Whispers)
Oh now I have to bring her home
Jimmy can have us both.

TOM (Softly Whispers)
I am starting to hate Jimmy.
I can hardly keep one women,
and he has these too fighting over him.

TOM
I’m going home

JENNY
Erin, wanna come with us
and drink the night away?

ERIN
Will Jimmy be there?

JENNY
Yes, as well as my girlfriend

ERIN (Softly Whispers)
Ohh you’re bi. Huh maybe I might
Try it I mean you are hot.

JENNY (Softly Whispers)
I’ll slip you X and you will never
know why you wanted me so bad.

ERIN
Oh so have you and Jimmy
and her been together yet?

JENNY
Yes last night.


ERIN
So tom, do you have a Pierced C**k?

TOM
What I’m in this conversation?

ERIN
Yes sorry, we weren’t ignoring you.

JENNY
Yeah Tom do you have your Pierced
I never asked.

TOM
No, but if that's what it take to get a women.
Uh....
No, I will never do that, is he insane.

ERIN
Who?

TOM
Jimmy, he had a guy grab his c**k
hold it tight.

JENNY
Oh k, now I’m turned on.

TOM
And stick a large needle through the head

ERIN
Never thought about how, damn that is crazy.

TOM
Thank you for seeing that

ERIN
Yes, but to tell you the truth that is
 all what I wanted from the start.

JENNY
Me too.

ERIN
But then he’s a poet, and gentle

JENNY
Yet caring, enough to sometimes

ERIN
Be hard and rough during sex.

JENNY
Yeah, I love that.

ERIN
I want him, like a drug.

JENNY
Yes, that's it. I fell in love with him.

TOM
What do I have to do to get that?

ERIN
I have a sister, She’s 20
(Smiles)
I could hook you too up.

JENNY
So, is she Bi?

ERIN
Well really she is.

JENNY
Bring her over

ERIN
Do you really want her over here?

JENNY
yes.
ERIN (Softly Whispers)
I think I like Tom, anyways.
He looks so sweet.

TOM
Oh my god is Jimmy going to have an orgy.

ERIN Walks over to TOM and kisses him long and hard.
ERIN
No, I think I want you.

JENNY
Hurray you are cured.

TOM
Ok, that was not expected.

ERIN
Was that bad?

TOM
No no no, kiss me again
More?

ERIN
Ok but first I’m calling Jodi over here.

TOM
Ok, that will work.

EXT. APARTMENT/HOUSE
ERIN Calls JODI on her cell, and JODI agrees to meet at Jimmy’s. They enter the house. ERIN and TOM go into TOM’s room.

JENNY
OK I’ll chill out here.

TOM
OK you do that

ERIN
We’ll be in her for a while.

As they enter Tom’s room, the doorbell rings.

JENNY
I’ll get it

JANE is at the door.

JANE
Hay baby, I’m early?

JENNY
Yes but that is ok.

JANE and JENNY start making out and walk into Jimmy’s room.

FADE IN: INT. BUS
"LAST RUN OF THE DAY"
A man is running for the bus, he’s been on the bus before and is always rude, So JIMMY JONES uses his power in a bad way he waves at the man and drives off. JIMMY JONES sees a man standing on the next stop he doesn’t know him so he stops. When the doors open a drunken man standing with a smile on his face. He holds up a sign.

INSERT - SIGN
    "I’m deaf"

BACK TO SCENE
The DEAF GUY pays his fare then flips JIMMY JONES off, and sits down. Confused JIMMY JONES just drives on. JIMMY JONES starts to fall asleep as he’s driving, he pulls up to a stop and opens the back door which in turn keep the bus from moving, and he doses off.

PASSENGER
Wake up driver!

JIMMY JONES
Oh my bad. Sorry!

PASSENGER
It’s ok just this is my stop and you
should get some sleep.

JIMMY JONES
I will.

The PASSENGER exits the bus, and JIMMY JONES starts to speed up, and driving at the speed limit of 45.

JIMMY JONES (VO)
Ok not much further

DEAF GUY (Screams)
Haunk!

JIMMY JONES
What the hell?

As JIMMY JONES looks in the mirror to see why that guy screamed, Something slams against the window, and JIMMY JONES swerves and stops the bus.

JIMMY JONES
What hit me?

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Lots of Blood on the windshield
What happen?

JIMMY JONES opens the door and a HOMELESS GUY is screaming.

HOMELESS GUY
Justin Case just committed suicide, WHY!

JIMMY JONES calls base, the cops come, everything goes black. JIMMY JONES passed out. When he comes to, the cop asks JIMMY JONES what happen.

OFFICER #2
What happen here sir?

JIMMY JONES
I haven’t a clue I was driving and something hit
me and then I stopped and saw blood.

OFFICER #2
Seems you were hit by a suicide bum

JIMMY JONES
What?

OFFICER #2
Seems Justin Case jumped in front of
your speeding bus. Are you OK?

JIMMY JONES
Do you need me for anything else?

OFFICER #2
Is that a yes you are ok?

JIMMY JONES
Yes I just had a long day


OFFICER #2
Ok sir I have everything, you can go home

JIMMY JONES
Thank you

The SUPERVISOR walks up to JIMMY JONES.

SUPERVISOR
I need to talk to you

JIMMY JONES
What now?

SUPERVISOR
I’m sorry, you had a bad day.
Your stuff is on my Van, I’ll take you
back to base. Are you OK?

JIMMY JONES
I’m just in need of going home.

EXT./INT. BUS STATION
The SUPERVISOR drops JIMMY JONES back at base. JIMMY JONES fills out all the paper work for everything that happen on the bus. JIMMY JONES then realizes his car is 3 block away. So he goes to the nearest gas station, uses the hundred-dollar bill from the drug dealer, and buys gas and a gas tank.
EXT./INT. STREET/GAS STATION

JIMMY JONES (Softly Whispers)
Easy come easy go

GAS ATTENDANT
You can’t use a hundred-dollar bill
Unless you use more then $80

JIMMY JONES
Ok, what do you have in here I can buy.

GAS ATTENDANT
We have lots of stuff.

JIMMY JONES
Ok I’ll take 15 pizzas

GAS ATTENDANT
Do you smell puke?

JIMMY JONES
How much is it all

GAS ATTENDANT
$81.95

JIMMY JONES
Can I have a bag?

GAS ATTENDANT
Nope, I have none left

JIMMY JONES
Of course you don’t
ARGH, I hate my life

GAS ATTENDANT
Sorry man, Look it’s starting to rain?

JIMMY JONES
Great.... I hate my life.

GAS ATTENDANT
Are you sure you wanna walk in that?
it’s coming down really hard

JIMMY JONES
I just wanna get home, I only
have to walk like a block. BYE!

JIMMY JONES walks the in the pouring rain, Once he reaches his car, all the tires are gone, and the windshield, is gone, and from the looks of things his cd player, and person stuff in the back seat is also gone.

JIMMY JONES
I have the shittiest life, I have no
idea what Tom was talking about?
I wish I could just have something
good happen to me. I’m a good sport
I didn’t go transit.

JIMMY JONES walks to the nearest pay phone and it’s gutted out.
 
JIMMY JONES
I just wanna go to sleep
Now I have to walk 4
miles in the pouring rain.

JIMMY JONES walks home in the pouring rain, with his arms full of wet pizzas. He left the gas tank at his car. Towards the last part of his walk, when he can see his house, he starts to get energy. He jogs the rest of the way, knowing he can sleep soon. The lights are on in the house.

JIMMY JONES
Tom must be up.

As the door opens he’s coming in on the last part of a conversation.

TOM
Jenny what do you mean you and Linda
are dating.

JENNY
Stop calling her Linda, her name is Jane

JANE
Well really my middle name is Jane
and my first name is Linda.

JENNY
What? I didn’t know that

JIMMY JONES is standing there confused, even more so to see, Jane, Tom, Jodi, Erin, and Jenny all in the same room together.

TOM
What the hell? Jimmy your B***h
is f*****g my girlfriend.

JENNY
Don’t be calling me a b***h, I got you
and Erin together, don’t forget.

JANE
Well really I fucked Jimmy too
Who’s Erin?



ERIN
I’m Tom’s NEW girlfriend

JANE
Fine you can have him Jimmy’s
better in bed anyways.

JENNY
she liked it better then her boyfriend
Oh, oops that's you, Tom. (Giggle)

TOM
Jane is that true?

JANE
Yes, kind of

JODI
Hi Jimmy

JENNY
Slave, don’t talk until talked to, and go
back in the bedroom and strip down.

JODI
Yes master Jenny.

TOM
Damn, that was cool

ERIN
Baby, I’m your slave.

TOM
Ok you and me, and Linda
In my room now.


JANE
Damn, that's a side of you I have
never seen. OK, Master Jenny?

JENNY
Go, make up with your man.

ERIN
(Yells from back room)
He’s my man now.

JENNY
Well give Tom something to remember.

JENNY looks at JIMMY JONES.

JENNY
Baby why aren’t you talking?

JIMMY JONES passes out, face down on the floor. Everything Blacks out.

FADE IN: INT. APARTMENT
"THE END"
Next Morning JIMMY JONES wakes up, with a kiss from JENNY.

JENNY
How are you baby?

JIMMY JONES
Ok, What happen?

JODI sits up, and smiles.

JIMMY JONES
Oh my God what happen last night.

JIMMY JONES
What day is it?
What time is it?

JENNY
It’s today, and about 2 P.M.
Do you remember last night?

JIMMY JONES
What are you talking about?
Why is Jodi here?
Didn’t I see Jane and Erin last night?

JENNY
Yes, Tom, Jane, and Erin had a 3some last night.

JANE sits up and kisses JODI.

JENNY
Then Jane joined all of us in here.
Don’t you remember?

JIMMY JONES
What? No, I have no idea what
you are talking about?

JENNY
We all had a long wild night of hot Sex!
Remember?

JIMMY JONES
Where are my glasses?

JENNY
I’ll find them honey, I think
I saw them in your bus bag.

JACK sits up, chest exposed, crawls toward JIMMY JONES.

JACK
Hi, Master Jimmy.
Do you want a Morning blowjob?

A Surprised and Grumpy JIMMY JONES says.

JIMMY JONES
What? No get off me, Where are my glasses?!?

JANE
Master Jimmy, I’ll make you breakfast.

JENNY
No, you two girls clean the house.

As JENNY says that, she bumps the bus bag on her foot.

JENNY
Here it is.

JENNY hands JIMMY JONES his glasses. Then she looks down into the bag, and sees.


JENNY
Baby, what’s in this Black Backpack?

JIMMY JONES grabs the black backpack, Smiles.

JIMMY JONES
No way....
Sweeeeeeet!

JIMMY JONES starts jumping up and down excited.

JENNY
What is it honey?

JIMMY JONES turns to JENNY, smiling and says.

JIMMY JONES
Ask yer Ma, DOO!

THE END





As the credits are rolling there are scenes from JIMMY JONES and JENNY and JANE on the beach.

TOM is running a club; called "Pleasure Palace" He’s got ERIN in his arms.

JOE is staring at a Tide bottle, in a smoky room. With the 2 girls Naked.

JIMMY JONES is on a beach, with Naked JENNY & JANE.

JACK’s Head poops out of the sand. JIMMY JONES looks scared.

JODI walks on a bus, and said "hi bus driver".

JON is staring at the floor.

JON
I’m tripping Sid, and I still don’t see that s**t.

Author's Note

I might make this into a Animated Show. Once I have the money to fund it.