A Real Cool Dude - a collaboration with Trace

~ having some fun with Trace ~

 

 

 

Saturday night and the music’s loud

I’m one in a million in this disco crowd

I’m perfectly coiffed both head and chest

I couldn’t find my Travolta vest

but I have enough bling to catch her eye

Yep, I’m all sexed up and look-in fly

 

“I didn’t realize this was super model night at the disco palace”

 

Hey, there she is, come over here cutie

Lets hit the floor so you can shake your bootie

The lights are flashing gold and red

Come dance with me, don’t shake your head

I’m every woman’s romantic dream

Oh so cool…smooth as whip cream

 

“If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning”

 

Now let’s be honest…I’m look-in good

Displaying what’s in and pack-in wood

Let me show you just what I can do

Do I smell like chloroform to you?

No really...that’s expensive cologne

What do you mean, leave me alone?

 

“You have the legs of an angel, they go all the way to heaven”

 

Don’t turn away….it’s 12 o’clock

I’m no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

And babe, I have much more to give

Besides I have just three months to live

And this is a pimple, not a herpes blister

You look like Pam Anderson’s sister!

 

“If you’d rather sleep alone, I can leave when you’re done with me”

 

No..wait…wait…don’t run away from me

Where you go-in my disco baby?

I haven’t even used my very best line

Hey sexy lady…What’s your sign?

 

Wow…look at her run…now that’s just rude

I guess she can’t handle a real cool dude…

Reviews

[cycy]

hahahahahahahahahahah my ohh my you two ladies have quite the imagination dont you or rather should i say the inspiration because there really are a lot of guys like this ou there...i enjoyed every crazy little line and you really had me in stitches right up to the end, great sense of humour keep it up dearies and i love love loveeed it xo hahahahah still got the gigles

[MsJewel]

Thank you for your kind comment. This was a fun collaboration! :) Julie

[Lyn Anderson]

Ha omg this is so funny. Great job guys.

[MsJewel]

Thank you - I found this old poem Trace and I wrote for a contest on another site years ago - I'm glad you enjoyed it...The pick up lines are compliments of Trace (he swears he has never used them...) :) Julie

[Lyn Anderson]

Yeah, right, and we believe that :)

[Trace]

By the way. ..... we won that contest....
oh and all I need is my smile......... ;-)