A Real Cool Dude - a collaboration with Trace

~ having some fun with Trace ~

 

 

 

Saturday night and the music’s loud

I’m one in a million in this disco crowd

I’m perfectly coiffed both head and chest

I couldn’t find my Travolta vest

but I have enough bling to catch her eye

Yep, I’m all sexed up and look-in fly

 

“I didn’t realize this was super model night at the disco palace”

 

Hey, there she is, come over here cutie

Lets hit the floor so you can shake your bootie

The lights are flashing gold and red

Come dance with me, don’t shake your head

I’m every woman’s romantic dream

Oh so cool…smooth as whip cream

 

“If you were a laser, you’d be set on stunning”

 

Now let’s be honest…I’m look-in good

Displaying what’s in and pack-in wood

Let me show you just what I can do

Do I smell like chloroform to you?

No really...that’s expensive cologne

What do you mean, leave me alone?

 

“You have the legs of an angel, they go all the way to heaven”

 

Don’t turn away….it’s 12 o’clock

I’m no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

And babe, I have much more to give

Besides I have just three months to live

And this is a pimple, not a herpes blister

You look like Pam Anderson’s sister!

 

“If you’d rather sleep alone, I can leave when you’re done with me”

 

No..wait…wait…don’t run away from me

Where you go-in my disco baby?

I haven’t even used my very best line

Hey sexy lady…What’s your sign?

 

Wow…look at her run…now that’s just rude

I guess she can’t handle a real cool dude…

Reviews

[cycy]

hahahahahahahahahahah my ohh my you two ladies have quite the imagination dont you or rather should i say the inspiration because there really are a lot of guys like this ou there...i enjoyed every crazy little line and you really had me in stitches right up to the end, great sense of humour keep it up dearies and i love love loveeed it xo hahahahah still got the gigles

[MsJewel]

Thank you for your kind comment. This was a fun collaboration! :) Julie

[s y e]

LOL, you guys made me laugh here.... I am laughing so much right now, this was hilarious. You guys just pulled me in to this one, I couldn't resist. Plus, the picture made me giggle before I'd even clicked on here.

[Cody Williams]

Very witty Julie! Thanks for sharing it!

-CW

[MsJewel]

Thank you Cody :) Julie

[Cody Williams]

No problem at all!

[Baby Ricochet]

LOL! I got a bang out of this one. Great work kids

[MsJewel]

Thank you BR :) Julie

[Chris Micha]

Awesome job you two. Although, very funny, it describes a lot of guys in the club/bar. I loved the pick-up lines in it, as well. :)

[MsJewel]

Thank you for your kind comment Christian. :) Julie

[Frieda P]

Oh you crazy kids! Something different from your pen, this was hysterical, is that really Trace?! ;-) Wicked cool dude, thanks for the smiles.... :)

[Trace]

That was naughty
I am much cooler than that dude

[Frieda P]

Ha I would sincerely hope so Trace! :)

[MsJewel]

...and he is much more handsome! :) Julie

[Trace]

Thank you sweetie

[Frieda P]

You two get a room :-)

[MsJewel]

I think his wife might have a problem with that....
or we probably would! LOL...

[Frieda P]

There's a poem right there! ha....

[MsJewel]

Yes...I can picture it now... "Three's a Crowd"...

[Frieda P]

Sounds like a good collaboration to me ;-)

[Trace]

Polygamy will be legal any day now...
just sayin......

[Frieda P]

In your dreams Trace....

[MAD ENGLISHMAN]

Funny funny funny piece. I loved this.
You have a wicked sense of humour but managed to write a very true to life piece. I think I met this chap once.

[MsJewel]

Unfortunately I've met him a few times as well. I'm glad you enjoyed this one :) Julie

[DrD]

Unfortunately, this work describes too many insecure men wanting to make an impression and succeeding in the most negative way. "Excuse me, I think I dropped my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here," kind of thing. Marvelously woven, this work grabs us and pulls us into the disco with all the repugnant elements of the character described. Very, very welll done.

[MsJewel]

I'm glad you enjoyed this one. Thanks so much for your lovely comment :) Julie

[AprilRN1210]

In a word-Hilarious! such a creative, vivid collaboration with just the right amount of cheesy humor and sharp wit.. love it!

[MsJewel]

Thank you! :) Julie

[AprilRN1210]

You're welcome.

[Rita L. Sev]

What a smooth talker! This really made me laugh - I love the pick up lines!

I’m no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock... Clever! :) Thanks for the smiles today, Trace and Julie!

[MsJewel]

I'm thrilled you enjoyed this one. Thanks so much! :) Julie