Joining the Unemployed

Wrongfully discharged.....

Oh, the enjoyment
of full deployment
in lines of unemployment.

No more paper
To cut a caper,
Might as well go ride a tapir.

No more phone calls
driving me up the walls
Ringing, dinging until my skin crawls.

Freedom is my new motto
Gonna drive down to the Grotto
And have margaritas until I'm blotto.

Feb 14