First Day..

I'm staring at her grin, the corners are full of spit and the intricate mazes on these thick pale lips remind me of the human brain. Her mouth is slightly ajar for the sake of breathing, her nasal cavity is no longer an airway but a breeding ground for mucus only (this whale of a woman has lost her blow hole).Chin up, head cocked to the side, shoulders arched back (she loves the sound of her own voice)...

Step after step her heavy footed Frankenstein wobble is drenched in arrogant confidence, her laugh is like listening to a chimpanzee set on fire and her smile is a piss yellow, jagged set of dominoes.Callously convesring, I watch her serpent tounge make it's rounds with the other misfortuned souls (she has no inner monologue) I look past her only to find a trail of low moral and dismal expressions.

I can see the perspiration on her face, a droplet racing down her temple is abruptly stopped as a thick gray hair protruding from her chin puts an end to the droplets journey. She scuffles back and forth in front of this girl who has a pseudo smile on, barking commands and glancing in my direction every other few words. Her arms sit at 8 and 5 o'clock because of how bottom heavy she is, as I observe her carry on, insulting thoughts infiltrate my mind.

I picture her as a wet accordian, her skin over lapping, her enormous orifice unleashing a monsterous melody and sweat dripping down her plump corrugated body..I then picture her a*s as a giant golf ball with millions of dimples on it, I begin to laugh to myself when a rancid odor grips my attention. My mind had wandered off giving her the the opportunity to sidle up on me, she is now less than a foot away me, eyes glaring, forehead furrowed.

The pots and pans, the running cookers and the cutlery have all now gone silent. Just like a dog, the tip of her tounge is exposed and I swear I hear her panting.I look her in the eyes and give my biggest, warmest smile... she returns the gesture with a halfassed split second smile before taking in a deep breath.

I dont really pay attention to the words that are coming out of her mouth but the stench that emanates from this decaying cavern curls my nose hairs. My smile never falters, even when some of her salty saliva lands on my face and lips. I continue to smile and nod my head up and down, her voice is now a dull, muffled sound. Her breath smells like she ate a s**t sandwhich, regurgitated it and then added stale cigarettes and spoiled milk to it.

when she is finally out of breath and asks "What are you smiling at newbie?" I give her a big kiss on the lips and and say I quit....
 

Reviews

[Jacqueline Lopez]

Juan, my love, this is totally sick and I love it! I love the way you describe her a*s and the details you describe her by. Just like you, I have a sick sense of humor. I just hope, you really weren't describing someone you know, and there's no way on earth you would kiss this woman, regardless of how sick your sense of humor is. I love it! I love it! I love it!

[Seracies]

The way you described her was so painfully human, revolting and so bluntly flawed. I could imagine her perfectly, this nasty woman who just came to life with every piece you put into her. The ending made me laugh, good choice. =)

[Patrick Sean Purdy]

It must suck to work at McDonald's! LOL! A lot of imagery.

[Suki]

omg juan what the hell lmao this is freakin hilarious
im reading this in a library and your writing just made me laugh insanely loud
"Her breath smells like she ate a s**t sandwhich, regurgitated it and then added stale cigarettes and spoiled milk to it."
This was my favorite part hahaha

[MagiCrystal]

I do hope that this woman is not homeless or an alcoholic who you have meet in a bar or in alley.
She lacks hygiene and your storie strikes me as a trip to hell.. and back.
The grossness of this woman makes me wonder that somehow you know this person. The kiss is the one I get so confused at the end..what is that?
A rotten kiss...with mucus and stunk...and you smile yikes
It is totally insane but I like that in you.. a sick storie.. is awesome tell me more/Is this the end>?