Fangs for Inbiting Me

Done for a contest

Fangs for Inbiting Me

 Dr Frankenstein, I exhume,

Welcome to my lair.

Boy do we have a feast tonight,

Please join us, if you dare.

My servant, poor dear -

Only 232 you know -

Will serve up the hors d’oeuvres,

Please say you won’t go.

“What are they,” you ask?

Cocktails, served with cream.

I won’t mention all the ingredients,

We don’t want to make you scream.

For the main course, we’ll be serving the Duke Wellington,

Made from the actual Duke,

Swirling around in some vile gravy.

Would you care to take a look?

An addition to the meal,

Is our delicious “Toad-in-the-hole”.

They don’t croak until you eat them!!

Oh the flavour when you swallow them whole!

As for the Welsh Rabbit,

It’s just so devine!!!!!!

Have them with a drink of blood

Or a measly glass of wine.

Our other guests for the evening

Should be arriving soon.

Much like us Vampires,

They only come out when it’s full moon.

Unfortunately, Jack said he can’t make it,

Something about his last victim “splitting on him”.

Needless to say I’m disappointed,

Now I can’t lick his cutlery – oh what a sin!

Jeffrey Dahmer is restocking his refrigerator,

Probably with Ben and Jerry.

So no Cannibal Crackers tonight –

I hope you weren’t wanting any.

The Lochness Monster

Has a bit of a tummy ache.

I warned him not to eat Britney Spears,

But obviously my advice, he didn’t take.

Adolf and Eva, bless their souls,

Are still stuck in their bunker out of the light.

They don’t seem to realise

That by now it is already night.

And as for the Taxman Woman,

She’s a villain of the vilest kind,

Is too busy calculating

Money versus time.

Oh, my I guess that just leaves us, dear Frankie,

I hope that’s alright with you.

Just think of all the those delicious dishes,

Filled to the brim with food.

Frankie, won’t you

Stay for the night,

I promise I’ll try

Not to bite…

 

Copyright©GrahamIanShirley&JosieWentzel20August2009

About Jennifer Paterson (Two Fat Ladies) 03 April 1934 - 10 August 1999

Author's Note

Please note that the contents of this poem was taken from a play (The Last Time I Saw Transylvania) written by Graham Ian Shirley. I have special permission to use his ideas in the form of a poem. In other words, any use of the ideas above are prohibited unless you have special permission from both myself and Mr Shirley. Thank you for reading!!!!

Reviews

[Sean M. Addams]

this was a truely amazing piece love the humor and story line in this.... nice job on this and thanks for entering my contest... fav lines...Now I can't lick his cutlery � oh what a sin!Jeffrey Dahmer is restocking his refrigerator,Probably with Ben and Jerry.So no Cannibal Crackers tonight � I hope you weren't wanting any.The Lochness MonsterHas a bit of a tummy ache.I warned him not to eat Britney Spears,But obviously my advice, he didn't take.Adolf and Eva, bless their souls,Are still stuck in their bunker out of the light.They don't seem to realise That by now it is already night................... very nicely done!!!

[Salvatore Buttaci]

Congratulations for winning the vampire contest!

[Ice Queen of the Vampir..]

This is a fascinating piece. Very nicely written and I enjoyed it. Great work!!!

Heather

[deeps]

This is cute really
I like this write alot
Wonderfully written as well.