Your End (Oh it Makes Me Smile)

This is about a thing at work that thinks that she is so above the human race. No one at our offices would miss her if she just suddenly fell off the face of the earth (Oh and how I wish she would).

I thought about your funeral last night.

Oh, my God, I laughed.

Not many people were sad to see you go –

You have made many enemies.

We smiled and remembered all the s**t you did to us,

Then we laughed until tears rolled down our cheeks.

Oh, the joy of finally being rid of you!

What delight!

We followed your coffin from the church to the graveyard;

Each of us taking turns to ram into it with our cars.

Oh, the fun!

When we stopped at the cemetery

And the priest tried to lay you to rest

With gentle, sweet words,

We all stood up and cussed at you,

Displaying our eternal hatred towards you.

Oh my, was that the light up of my life!

Then, instead of throwing petals or flowers onto your grave,

We spat at yours.

You didn’t deserve to rest in peace

And so ‘Rot In Pieces’

Was spray-painted onto your tombstone.

And now that you’re gone,

Life is good –

There’s no more bitching;

No back-stabbing;

No distractions;

No more YOU!!!!!!!!!

 

Copyright©JosieWentzel25August 2008

 

Reviews

[Nick Erickson]

"We followed your coffin from the church to the graveyard; Each of us taking turns to ram into it with our cars."

Some may tell me I lack compassion, but that made me laugh until tears rolled from my eyes, just the thought of one so hated being smashed down the street on their way to the grave... maybe I am a little off, but damn that was good.

Well done!!

[Matthew V. H.]

I agree with Laura, what did this person do??

I have worked with hundreds of idiots, back stabbers, high and mighties, but she must of pissed you off somethin royally.

Good poem though, lots of detail, i can feel your hatred.

[Laura E. Aranda]

WOW
AND you work with her? I am soooooo intrigued! What does she do to merit this??????Cheers, lea