Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

There is no need

To worry about her.

I took care of it,

Of that I am sure.

 

No more letters or calls

From the girl you once called “Love”.

I’m sure you were quite done with her

And that you’d had enough.

 

I told her to leave you alone –

Your relationship with her had come to an end,

And that you wanted nothing to do

With a crazy ex-girlfriend.

 

At first she pretended

That she didn’t understand,

But I made sure she did

With this gun in my hand.

 

The look of fear on her face

Filled me with such joy,

Knowing I would have you

All to myself, Roy.

 

I killed her

And to hell I’ll be sent.

But I did it so you never have to worry

About a crazy ex-girlfriend.

 

And we can now be happy -

No more girls in our way.

We’ll be together forever

And that is how we’ll stay.

 

There is no need to thank me -

I did it all for you.

Cheer up, my love,

Don’t look so blue.

 

Why have you told me

That this, I cannot mend?

Am I now just

A crazy ex-girlfriend?

 

Copyright©JosieWentzel30May2007