A Guy's Confessions of Girls

Basically, a quick humorous write about guys liking girls.

                I have a problem, I like girls. Well, I guess that’s a good thing if you’re wondering about walking the straight and narrow road. However, it can be taken a bit too far. Look at it this way, when I’m not looking at you but looking to the side, it doesn’t mean I think your hair is trashy looking or your face is ugly. I’m just avoiding what one could call, “Fantasy Land.” And if I do look at your face, I laugh because I see myself in your eyes. It is funny. No my face is not funny, now stop being mean. I have read, “Don’t look below the waist nor look below the neck.” This is my standard of self-control. You see after seeing my boxer (Malone) chase after this dog (whym-heimer Sorry I don’t know how to spell it.), I got really annoyed. To those that are intellectual and can’t figure out what I’m saying, the dog that Malone was chasing was a girl and Malone, well; you could say was in his “happy time.” To this effect I say, stop being a perverted animal you nasty, male pigs! Women are more than sex objects. They are God’s creation! If you don’t believe in God, women are just like you except they have different body parts, longer hair, and they just like going to the bathroom together (Isn’t that gross?). Women are beautiful but men, we must practice self-denial. Would you tell someone what you were thinking? If I told someone what I was thinking, I would die. Just one request though, females could you leave off the cleavage, so we wouldn’t be tempted? You are pretty hot as you already are.  People walk the straight, clean road and you won’t slip on the one you love.

Reviews

[R E Tree]

Girls are not made to hated I'm glad you think that. I don't like girls that just won't be themselfs when it comes to finding the one. If you don't be yourself then how do you know if he's the one. I'm sure I will find the one and only man of my dreams

[Ice QueenJen]

this was pretty good, and I always wondered what men are thinking. This made me laugh when I read the part about your dog, cause I wrote a story about how some men act like dogs( not all just some). Sometimes you run across a really nice one, and am glad to have several guy friends that put up with my silly girlish ways!

[Katie Louise Hughes]

interesting

[Senseless whatever]

I like this write. The style is grand, perfect for the topic. Too much to say to write it here.

[Sarah Marie]

ha really cool and very interesting way to say all this. i enjoyed it! way to be pro-modesty!

[The Analog Kid]

Nice conversational style for the reader. Good use of a write to make a point in a non-overt way. I agree, all guys are pigs to a point, but they could help us out by not being so s****y.

[Emily Paige]

awwwwwww i love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aislinn Gryffin ((Ashes..]

i love this. =]
Maybe i'm biased cuz i'm a chick, but still...
((And i TOTALLY agree with you 100% on the cleavage issue...))

[Dutch Jr.]

This is quite entertaining. I like the conversational, informal tone you used, and I can relate to the topic. I think there's something beautiful to be found in every girl, not just physical. And you're very right when you say girls are more than mere sex symbols.

[Manda]

awww i loved this!!!!!!!!! =)