A Guy's Confessions of Girls

Basically, a quick humorous write about guys liking girls.

                I have a problem, I like girls. Well, I guess that’s a good thing if you’re wondering about walking the straight and narrow road. However, it can be taken a bit too far. Look at it this way, when I’m not looking at you but looking to the side, it doesn’t mean I think your hair is trashy looking or your face is ugly. I’m just avoiding what one could call, “Fantasy Land.” And if I do look at your face, I laugh because I see myself in your eyes. It is funny. No my face is not funny, now stop being mean. I have read, “Don’t look below the waist nor look below the neck.” This is my standard of self-control. You see after seeing my boxer (Malone) chase after this dog (whym-heimer Sorry I don’t know how to spell it.), I got really annoyed. To those that are intellectual and can’t figure out what I’m saying, the dog that Malone was chasing was a girl and Malone, well; you could say was in his “happy time.” To this effect I say, stop being a perverted animal you nasty, male pigs! Women are more than sex objects. They are God’s creation! If you don’t believe in God, women are just like you except they have different body parts, longer hair, and they just like going to the bathroom together (Isn’t that gross?). Women are beautiful but men, we must practice self-denial. Would you tell someone what you were thinking? If I told someone what I was thinking, I would die. Just one request though, females could you leave off the cleavage, so we wouldn’t be tempted? You are pretty hot as you already are.  People walk the straight, clean road and you won’t slip on the one you love.

Reviews

[Mitch*Dandy]

This is very interesting.... Nicely written I must say.. Well I know most of what you have written about when a guy likes a girl. Some of them are new to me, but thats good. Lol great writing.

[Joy Lynn B.]

This really good. And true there are many poeple who show way to much and make so many men drool over them.

[True Awakening]

this is very true i struggle with it everydad lol
but you have to give in sometimes

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

Well so this is the mind of men, boys? I found this humorous yet as a woman very respectful.. dogs are just dogs and i know the dog you are talking of starts with a W is all i know lol but I like the way you left it , makes it more like a personal conversation. Very nice stream of consciouness you have going .
You last line is my favorite..

Chloe

[Sofia N]

Very good and interesting :) keep writing :)

[A.Lee]

This is really good. I liked the way you wrote it in the train of thought. Two things:

I have read, “Don’t look below the waste nor look below the neck.” [WASTE should be WAIST"

and its Weimaraner :)

Nicely written though. I liked this piece.

[Alex W]

A nice little speech write there. I echo its sentiments. Even if I am a bit of a male pig, I am also a gentleman lol. I like to mix it up :-D

[Nicolii]

this is amazing

[Aggie Skeleton]

Thank you, a guy who tries not to stare at us girl's areas. I like how you relize we are NOT sex objects but rather God's gift to mankind. I also have to agree with you on girls not flaunting it. Thank you.

[~ Otto Girl ~]

great job. Love how you just stand up for the girls. We need the help and be proud to be who we are.