bar night

 

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Jack's Bagpipe recipe

serve in

Collins Glass

alcohol

5%

1 oz Gentleman Jack® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
6 1/2 oz ginger ale

 

Pour the Gentleman Jack bourbon whiskey into a collins glass filled with ice cubes, and add butterscotch schnapps. Fill with ginger ale, and serve.

Drink.

THIS IS LIKE THE TIME I TRAVELLED STRAIGHT ON PAST THE METRIC SYSTEM

THE OTHER DAY MY TELEVISION TAUGHT ME HOW TO MUMMIFY MYSELF

USE KOSHER UNSALTED PEANUTS..YOU WILL LAST LONGER JUST REMEMBERED I

AM LISTENING TO A TRAFFIC REPORT IN A CITY I DON'T KNOW IN A FOREIGN

LANGUAGE WE WILL NOT EVER SPEAK

White Man recipe

2 oz Gentleman Jack® bourbon whiskey
Coca-Cola® Vanilla Coke

 

Pour Gentleman Jack whiskey into a whiskey sour glass. Add 3 ice cubes, top with Vanilla Coke, and serve.

Drink.

THIS HITCHHIKING SCARECROW HAS ONCE AGAIN LOST HIMSELF ON ROADS HE COULD NOT SEE THIS VICIOUS FOG LIFTS BLACKED OUT AND WE ARE BLANKETED BY THE FALLEN TREES THROWN INTO CHAOS

IN THE BUS LANE   IN THE BUS LANE!

Bittersweet Jack recipe

serve in

Cocktail Glass

alcohol

38%

2 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1/4 oz apricot liqueur
1/4 oz Orange Curacao liqueur
2 dashes Angostura® bitters

 

Stir ingredients in a mixing glass with ice. Strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with an orange peel.

Drink.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WRITE IN DARK PLACES

THIS IS SABOTAGUE THIS

IS CAMOFLAUGE FOR MY DREAMS.

YOU ARE TRYING TO USE ELMERS

GLUE ON THESE SEAMS.

 NON-TOXIC FUN TO EAT, NO CHANCE

OF HOLDING THIS

PAPER TRAGEDY TOGETHER

Bad Mother F****r recipe

1 1/2 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 1/2 oz dry vermouth
1 dash orange bitters
3/4 oz grenadine syrup
3/4 oz lemon juice

 

Stir ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.

Drink.

KEEP FORGETTING WOMAN

EMPTY THE BED

 I'VE BEEN IN MOST OF IT AND FIERCE

I LOVE THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS OF THIS HEART

DRESS AND BEG

 I'M AFRAID OF ANOTHER PLEASURE SPREAD OUT OF EVERY

TOMORROW

Borrowed Time recipe

serve in

Cocktail Glass

1 1/2 oz Canadian whisky
1/2 oz ruby port
1 egg yolk
1 tsp grenadine syrup

 

Combine the Canadian whisky, port, egg yolk and grenadine in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Drink.

EMBRACE I'M ON A MISSION TO START A NEW REVOLUTION PHOENIX TO THE MASSES RISE ONCE MORE AND BURN, WHILE WE CRISP AT THE EDGES THIS LIGHTER SHADE IS UNEARTHED. AN EARLIER GENERATION SET THIS B***H TO PREHEAT AT SUPERNOVA LEVELS..RELIGHT THE FUSE LAID THROUGH AGES AWAKEN THE OLD GODS NEW LORDS HOLD NO FASCINATION

Seething Jealousy recipe

serve in

Cocktail Glass

alcohol

19%

 

Pour the vermouth, whisky, cherry brandy and orange juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Drink.

WILL YOU REMEMBER

THE RIVER IMMENSE

AND BLACK LIKE NIGHT

TASTE THAT MOON SCENT

WHY NOT LOVE THIS SOIL PRISON

SIZZLE THISWANTFUL SKIN

BRING RED NIGHT

BACK WHEN YOU RETURN

IF YOU DO.

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