Freak Out!  ( A Bizarre Story )

Freak Out! ( A Bizarre Story )

A Stage Play by Jas Alejandrino Ramos

Freak Out!

 ( A Bizarre Story )

 

Characters: Alex , Macey , Tina , Karla , Johnny , Betty , Donny , Dean                                      

 

In the classroom….

It was early in the morning when Macey arrive the school and was the first to come in their classroom. After a few minutes, Alex followed the presence of Macey in their classroom.

Macey: good morning!

Alex: wazzup

Macey: oh…you’re early today, is there something special in this day or you just have assignments to copy

Alex: Nope. I just wanted to breathe some fresh air before a variety of odor suffocates me. You know who I am talking about, our classmates

Macey: speaking of our classmates, why don’t we talk about them

Alex: Yeah, that’s a good idea. Let’s get started w/ Johnny, the ever so popular and busy student in this campus

Macey: As in so busy that he don’t even attend classes.

Then suddenly Johnny arrive the classroom.

Alex: speaking of……

Macey: bzzzzz……

And then they suddenly laugh. As soon as Johnny went to his seat, he suddenly opens the laptop he is bringing & surf the internet and answers all the phone calls. And as usual, he went out to attend some meetings.

Macey: next is our dork classmate, Betty!

And then Betty arrive the classroom together w/ Donny.

Alex: there she goes….

Macey: Dorky Betty!

And then they laugh again. As soon as Betty went to her seat, she suddenly opens the book she is bringing and read it.

Macey: Uhhh…look at her she is so lonely reading her book, why don’t we give her a word that she doesn’t know yet.

Alex: what is it?

Macey: fun

Alex: so what are you planning?

Macey: Donny. (w/ breathy voice)

Donny: what? (w/ breathy voice)

Macey: You’re really going to enjoy these. (w/ breathy voice)

Then she whisper something to Donny, it is her plan to scare Betty by Donny sounding like a ghost. Then Donny went at the back of the white board and started doing the ghost thing.

Betty: what is that?

Then she ask her classmates.

Betty: did you hear that classmates?

Alex: hear what?

Betty: nothing

Macey: we’re just going to go in the powder room

Betty: ok.

Then they went out of the classroom, leaving Betty alone w/ Donny. Then Donny continued to scare her.

Betty: Oh my gosh, what is that again? This classroom is really creepy.

Then Donny suddenly went out of the back of the whiteboard and surprises her w/ a ghost voice again.

Betty: Oh my gosh!

Then she accidentally throws the book to him.

Betty: Donny? What are you trying to do? Scare me?

Donny: Did I?

Betty: Well it isn’t that so obvious! You know what?

Donny: What?

Betty: You are such a rude person, you’re such a jerk!

Then Macey and Alex went in the classroom and laugh.

Betty: so both of you planned all this! Who are you people!

Then Betty went out of the classroom.

Macey: Good job Donny.

Alex: oh, someone texted

Donny: Who is it?

Alex: our adviser, he texted that we have no classes today.

Then Tina suddenly arrive the classroom.

Tina: What’s happening here?

Macey: Go! Go Tina! Hide somewhere, there’s going to be an earthquake in just few minutes.

Tina: what?

Macey: just joking

Alex: The truth is we have no classes today

Tina: Woohoo! At least I have something to celebrate today.

Then they went out of the classroom.

 

In the hallway…

Betty was walking when she saw Donny again

Betty: You again? Are you following me?

Donny: Yes

Betty: So you have a crush on me

Donny: I want you

Betty: Pls. stop it, you’re scaring w/ what you are saying

Then Donny suddenly touched her

Betty: Stop it! Stop!

Then Betty suddenly grabs her ball pen then stub Donny. She abruptly run and left him lying on the floor. After a few minutes, Johnny saw Donny unconscious and went in him. Johnny didn’t know that the dean was nearly going to approach him

Dean: What did you do? Call a nurse and come in to my office now!

Johnny: But!

Dean: Now!

Then Johnny went to office of the dean…

Dean: I thought you’re a good student

Johnny: I am

Dean: No you’re not anymore

Johnny: I did not do it

Dean: Well then, you have to stand for it and show me who really is did that. Go

Then Johnny went out of the office. As he went out of the office, Tina saw him.

Tina: Hey! Let’s eat

Johnny: No thanks.

Tina: Common

Johnny: No, I don’t want to

Tina: Common! (w/ big scary voice)

Johnny: Ok.

And as they are walking…

Johnny: Look above Tina, its superman!

Tina: Where?

Then Johnny suddenly run. Then Alex and Macey saw Tina.

Macey: What’s wrong Tina? Did he left you because you’re huge

Tina: What do you mean?

Macey: You’re fat!

Tina: Well at least I am healthy, not like the two of you so malnourish

Alex: I think I have a theory why you are so fat, It is because you are eating anything

Tina: I think you’re right. I am so hungry that I can even…..eat you know! (w/ big scary voice)

Then Macey and Alex scream and run.

Tina: Yeah right! Run you malnourish kids!

In the hall way…

Betty saw Johnny walking.

Betty: hey!

Johnny: hi

Betty: I heard you were in the office of the dean because you did something bad to Donny

Johnny: yeah. But I did not do it

Betty: yes you did not do it because I did it

Johnny: I think you should add a little more fun factor on that joke because it not funny

Betty: I’m not joking, I’m telling the truth so do you want me or not?

Johnny: what do you mean?

Betty: oh common don’t deny it. I know you have a crush on me, the way you look at me I already knew it

Johnny: yeah you’re right

Betty: so do you want me to be your girlfriend?

Johnny: of course

Betty: so you will have a speech today telling everybody that you did it and you will resign in all the clubs you have joined but if you did do it I will forget that I met you. Bye

So Johnny gathered some of the students in the campus.

Johnny: good morning everybody. I have some important things to say to all of you. I have been in this school for a few years but I have served this many person and helped the needy ones and had served this school with loyalty so my time has come to resign to my duty. And….the accident…..

Karla: Wait! You don’t have to do this

Betty: who is this stranger?

Karla: you don’t know me? I am just the student you defeat in the quiz bee

Alex: whoah. What a past, a nerdy pass

Betty: so the loser had spoken. Will you believe her? A loser hahahaaa….

Karla: but you just cheated, so I decided to enter this school and spy at you

Betty: so what are you going to do?

Karla: I’m gonna expose the fraud that you have become!

Betty: ooohhh…..sounds interesting but we don’t have enough time for your nonsense topic

Karla: Hey missy! Gust what! I just saw you stub Donny with your ball pen

Betty: do you have any proof

Then Donny came in and went at the back of Betty

Karla: yes I have and he is at your back

Donny: it’s true that Betty just stub me

Betty: oh my gosh! This could not be happening to me!

Dean: Ms. Betty come into my office! Now!

Betty: But!

Dean: Now!

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2011 Jas Alejandrino Ramos


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R-a-n-d-o-m. but cool

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very random but hilarious. Nice job (:

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Lol, really random but funny. :P
Why is there a picture of Rowan Atkinson (AKA Mr. Bean) as the story photo? xD

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Jas Alejandrino Ramos
Jas Alejandrino Ramos

Pampanga, Philippines



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I am a Bachelor of Arts in Communication graduate who loves to write poems and novels...I have also a passion for interior designing. more..

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