Grey Hair

No! No! No!
I am way to young!
I knows its not time
but the grey hair has come!
I not only have one?
but two? WAIT THERES THREE?!

I think I'm going to pass out
the room, its starting to spin
I think I need to sit down
before the vomit does begin.

I have dreaded this very day
and now I've seen it come.
I knew gray hair would come for me
the older I become.

My aunt, yeah she's my new hero
she has this little trick
she bought this magic hair dye.
Now there's no reason to be sick.