Bad Ninja

“I am so sorry Mr. Morreno, but you wouldn’t believe the morning I’ve had” I explain to my boss as he is giving me the death glare from across his desk. “Alright Ivy, explain to me why you are late” he says still giving me the death glare.

    I got up as usual and was getting my morning coffee when this dog jumps through my window. It starts tearing up my house so I run to grab a box to catch it, when this monkey jumps through a different window. Now you can see how this would set me back, and I know it sound ridiculous but monkeys are very common around my neighborhood so just hear me out. So I grab the dog and get it out but then I cant find the monkey! I looked in every room but its gone, then it appears out of thin air because it was a ninja monkey! So I commence in fight it, I defeat it easly sending it back outside. I check the time and run to get ready. When I get out to my car I see this little girl run out of an ally, she spots me and runs over then I see this pirate, that’s right a PIRATE, come out fighting a real ninja! And in the ninja’s hand it a yoyo, the little girl begins to point at it so I only assume it is hers. I kick it into high gear and start to fight both of them. After I kick some butt I give back her yoyo and run to work because my car wouldn’t start”

My boss stares at me and then begins to laugh, be brushes me out of his room. “nailed it” I think to myself!

Reviews

[Jessi Raine is falling]

lol Ivy

[Ivy]

That happened this morning. Silly Ninja Monkeys...

[Ivy]

The sad thing is that I would definitely use that excuse...=]