First ever entry.

Behold; A blog entry. 15th of October 2011

15th October 2011

First Blog entry ever!!!!!! :o :O

 

It took me way too long to figure out blogging on here is a much better idea than doing it on blogger.

I wasted so much time reloading the page over and over, thinking there was a malfunction in the internet or something, becuase everytime I clicked on  'www.blogger.com' I came to a page that told me to sign in to my Google Account.

See my complex sentence right there? I did. Aha.

Anyway, hello.

No one's probably going to bother reading this blog, after reading this first entry. I'm boring myself half to death.

Basically, the whole reason I decided to create this blog is divided into three reasons;

1) I think it's different, because from what I've seen, not many people have blogs on here and I think difference will cause people to read it. Maybe.

2) I dream of being an author. I love to write. I love it so much! And, I think this will make my writing more popular.

3) It'll be fun. For me. For you guys? Mehh...

 

:)

 

I swear to God, I have actaully planned some of the things I'm going to block about in the future. I know how boring this one sounds, so bear (bare? Jeez, and I say I wanna be an author><) with me. I just really wanna get the first entry out, introduce it, and see if I get any feedback.

 

If I don't get any, I'll post another and another and another....

Leaving it here would be a pretty lame entry.

Well, it's lame anyway.

But anyway.

I'll write about me.

Because, I am so very interesting.

I often laugh at my own jokes. No one else does.

I'm possibly the most sarcastic cow you'll ever know of.

I talk to myself, because I have no friends.

I do really have friends.

I love my boyfriend.

I love food like I love my life.

Chocolate ice cream is my baby.

I'm going to marry John or Edwards or Both.

The last point was reference to Jedward. Just saying.

I'm running out of ideas. I'm not very complex.

I love love love Cappucino.

I really, really need to go to the toilet.

The 'Y' key is doing my tree in, because it's fallen off, and I keep having to stop and bang the key so it worked. I did it four times in the previous setence. I didn't in that one. Or this one. Phew.

And I'm gonna leave a 'you'll have to find out the rest' comment right now, when really I can't think of much else.

I can really, I just can't be bothered writing, and I want to get my first ever blog published. It's like, so exciting.

My writing makes me sound robotic.

I'm gonna go now.

My blog's going to be the best blog in the whole world.

I'd read it. Proper good.

Proper exciting.