Wee Settee

Wee Settee

by jeremy wyatt

My tumbly hurts,
my bum does too!
Perhaps I might go to the loo.
But up the stairs is dark and cold.
And scary worries take a hold.

Maybe something nasty's there?
To bite my feet and grab my hair.
Hiding in the shadows cast,
should I run up really fast?

No, I'll go back in the room,
Mum or Dad will be here soon.
If they won't go upstairs with me,
I'll wee behind Mum's big settee!

Author's Note

One of my oldies.....

Reviews

[Chris Smith Welshpoetcs]

I needed a good laugh for today, and my friend this is a perfect poem ; )

[Jeremy Wyatt]

Hi folks, only just found how to read your reviews, I am so slow, and found all your friend requests, that really gave me a lift hi to all and thanks X

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Old terrors await you mate...........but none like what your mum will do if you go behind the settee. This made me giggle :) Thank you Jeremy

[Lowesy]

hahahaha funny and so true! my brother did that once.....yeah

[Lily Mae]

This is funny and I can also see you doing this lol..xx