"Break Into Song"

Cleverly cheesy love song making fun of how in musicals people start singing to send some message. About confessing your love to someone and dying waiting for the reply that they've failed to give you

[chorus - slow (not like the others)]

I don't know If you love me

Or never wanna talk again

If you hate me

Or just think I'm a friend

I don't know what you're feeling

But the only way of dealing

Is to tell…

So if you've missed me all along

Go ahead and say it

Break into song…

[Intro - Spoken]

Sing it in the key of G… this sucks.

[verse 1]

It's been so dramatic

My fight for your love

I admit I'm quite frantic

But you're who I'm dreaming of

If you'd just spill the beans

Show me what it means

I don't need to mention

Just please break the tension

[bridge]

It happens in the Musical

So please don't make this dull

[chorus - fast/upbeat (like all the others)]

I don't know If you love me

Or never wanna talk again

If you hate me

Or just think I'm a friend

I don't know what you're feeling

But the only way of dealing

Is to tell…

So if you've missed me all along

Go ahead and say it

Break into song!

[verse 2]

I told you I loved you

Though I'm not sure I meant it

It may not have been true

In that case, then "oh s**t"

Still, there's something I'm missing

So please hand it on over

Give me your answer

Send it; red rover red rover

[bridge]

It happens in the Musical

So please don't make this dull

[chorus]

I don't know If you love me

Or never wanna talk again

If you hate me

Or just think I'm a friend

I don't know what you're feeling

But the only way of dealing

Is to tell…

So if you've missed me all along

Go ahead and say it

Break into song!

[verse 3]

Y'know in the musicals 

they sing what they say

Well there must be a song for you

So please show me the way

If there isn't one for you now

Write it as you go

Make it up, Parodize

Just sing and let me know!

[chorus]

I don't know If you love me

Or never wanna talk again

If you hate me

Or just think I'm a friend

I don't know what you're feeling

But the only way of dealing

Is to tell…

So if you've missed me all along

Go ahead and say it

Break into song!

Oh ohhh!

Sing me a song!

[outro - Spoken]

Now the key of C… what I mean?