![]() Blind DatesA Poem by JayG![]() I wrote this when my daughter was dating, and a bit discouraged.![]() Blind Dates Here's to the blind dates you have had Here's to the good, and here's to the bad
To boozers and grabbers and drooling of lips To the friends who will stick you with all of the pips To the time you were given that "Oh special dear" And found in the end he was hopelessly queer
To the one who would laugh at his own moldy jokes To the black and the blue from the elbow he pokes To the finks, and the wimps, with the breath of the fish To friends who are served with the tastier dish
To calls that begin, "I'm a friend of a friend" To the bruises and tears you receive in the end To the hopes that you start with, all happy and bright To the sigh that you give at the end of the night
To the friends who arrange To the weird and the strange To the times that you’re sure that your date has the mange
To passes inept, and to passes quite deft To God's gift to women with whom you've been left To heaven’s bright gift to the female kind Who have all you need, except for a mind
To many so poor, and the few who're quite good To blockheads and morons, and heads solid wood They come in all sizes except the right one But you always smile, while they have the fun
One thing makes it good, though, and gives it some zest When they've gone out with you They’ve been with the best! © 2024 JayGFeatured ReviewReviews
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23 Reviews Added on June 19, 2024 Last Updated on June 19, 2024 Author![]() JayGElkins Park, PAAboutI've been actively writing fiction for about 40 years and have been offered, and signed, 7 publishing contracts. I have a total of 29 novels available at booksellers at the moment. I've taught wri.. more..Writing
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