On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

A Poem by JayG
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Help for the modern toilet.

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Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.

© 2016 JayG


Author's Note

JayG
For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

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Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

Posted 7 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Ha! I sent a read request to my friend Andrew because as soon as I read it I thought of him and his humour. I thought this kind of humour was an Aussie thing ... of course it is universal ...

I like your style
but not the stink
please take this soap
and clean the sink !!

Happy day to you X

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

It's humorous first one of these I have seen and I have mixed feelings yet I do like it so good work dear

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

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Gee
Like this, a wee bit of humour, rhyming and flowing sweetly, unlike the loo.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I think it is hilarious. It made me chuckle. :)

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

I found it amusing. :) a bit of tongue in cheek toilet humor never hurt anyone. I loved your war poem on your blog.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Most uncommon thing to write about.
And you're not. xD

Posted 8 Years Ago


2 of 3 people found this review constructive.

Cyndy Robinson

8 Years Ago

I disagree. It expresses a clear thought. It has rhyme and rhythm which it doesn't have to, but sh.. read more
Aswin R Prasad

8 Years Ago

Haha.. I agree with you on some of that. But I have my opinions and you have yours.
Let's le.. read more
mmm, actually everything has its place in life. I do a lot of performance poetry. I could see a piece like this as the opener in a 10 or 15 minute reading. Its funny, it has a saving grace. One thing I am confused about is the use of the word congestion in the second stanza. I think your using it like traffic is congested, but think digestion is funnier.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Ummmm...wow, you're really not a poet. Not much else I can say.

-William Liston

Posted 8 Years Ago


4 of 5 people found this review constructive.


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JayG
JayG

Elkins Park, PA



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