On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

Help for the modern toilet.

Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.

Author's Note

For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

Reviews

[AYVID N]

Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

[Quinn W]

I loved it! I was laughing the whole time! This is so my humor! Great word choice and an... interesting topic.

[Robert Robbie Lord Dudl..]

I see it might fail although I got it covered I got a convertible with top down and I'm smiling the whole time
It takes to give and take cool your s**t sounds for real good little goof good little play on something like a poem
You expressed your warmth wonderfully a-fallen

[Maria DC]

I love it! Thank You For Sharing.

[Celie Rose]

Very interesting poem. I liked it. Had humor and truth to it. It was well written and expressed. good work. Keep writing.

[Ananya]

lol....my first ever review here and look what I found to read. Wonderfully different. I love it. Its not just funny but also well well written. Glad I found it :)

[Shy Joe]

Just glad too see more material like this. Get tired of reading most of the fancy touchy feely poems on here.

[LM]

LOL!! Very funny and so simply put and crafted! I love this. This would be a fun show and tell at a cocktail party! Nice one!

[Mishael H.R. Martineaux]

This is way too funny, I love it!

[Sarah]

this is great humour in poetry. I love it

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha very clever humour, very aussie in toilet humour I must say but pardon the pun this write flowed!! Thanks to KWP for the request lol.:):) Its a smile from me!!!:)