On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

Help for the modern toilet.

Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.

Author's Note

For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

Reviews

[AYVID N]

Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

[1VJ]

Haha funny. Technically speaking, it doesn't stink. :)

[ReedWrite]

Perfect. You're a poet...because poetry isn't about rhyme or reason or following someone's preset guidelines for archaic perfection. It's about connecting with readers. Drawing a smile or a tear. It's about touching heartstrings, and tickling bellies. It's about pushing the boundaries. Kudos, JayG. Kudos on a poem well done!

[brian]

Haha..lol! This was very funny. You are a poet, every bit! Good, simple rhyme schemes. Yo..you definitely PAINTED the picture, haha!!

[Pushkar Prabhat]

haha......this was good......
you might not be a poet.......this may not be a poem......but this disgusting piece did make me smile........
all i can say is.....it did not stink.....
good job....plunger!!!
:)

[Karmee]

Cute write, it does have a flow though. nicely written

[Alethea Morgan]

Haha this is simple and perfect. It made me laugh and who doesn't love to laugh? Thank you! I should keep my plunger under the sink come to think of it..

[Sammi]

Hi JayG I got your name from the top reviewers page and was interested in reading your poetry, I think this one is just a great original and is written in a kind of style that skips on the page with perfect rhymes and easy to read and understand smoothness and I don't agree -- only a very talented poet could do this, I like it a lot because you made me laugh out loud you must have a happy and inventive mind -- thank you! :)

HUGGS!
Sammi

[streetrose]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. You certainly have technical skill, but as for emotion...

[AmandaFuller]

You are a poet. A horrible one! 😂😂 The plunger's under the sink. Wow.

[Samantha Anabella]

This was quite hilarious for me. If you ever do another poem just for fun, notify me! ha ha. If you ever get a chance could you please check out my book? Thanks!