On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

Help for the modern toilet.

Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.

Author's Note

For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

Reviews

[AYVID N]

Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

[GreenShoes]

You caught my attention with your status, created intrigue with your bio, and sucked me right in with the title of this poem. Love the rhyme scheme, love the humor, and you've got yourself a new fan! :))

[AcasualPawn]

Same here......

[emipoemi]

this is a hilarious and enjoyable poem. Good flow, good pace....Fantastic!! Well done!

[Alice Maria]

This was a funny poem. I enjoyed it.

[Pseudo-Girl]

This was really amusing and very clever!!!

[Norbanus]

A laugh and guffaw we have had
to start off our morning, we're glad,
to see your great skill,
on both sides of the hill.
Both epic and humor. Not bad.

[Alan G Stephens]

Hahaha, it's good to genuinely "laugh out loud", which I did.
I feel my imagination has somehow been hijacked and abused by the last two verses.
Very....erm... Visual!
Nicely posted :)

[Courtney M Watson]

XD Fabulous. I got a good laugh of it!

[Tony Jordan]

Well this certainly will unblock the chakras Jay G. (Despite it picking up two stinkers in the process lol)
Brilliantly witty my friend !!
xDD

[Raven Wyntermoon]

Awesome and fun! Nothing beats a good poetry about our taboo topic of bathroom talk.