On Maintaining an Uncongested Throne

Help for the modern toilet.

Three shots to the pot

Before you squat

Is a very strong suggestion.

 

It greases the way

And limits the stay

Of a most unpleasant congestion.

 

But should soaping fail

Don’t reach for the pail

The plunger’s under the sink.

 

A difficult task

It takes a good blast

But it does get rid of the stink.

Author's Note

For fun...to show that I'm not a poet, either.

Reviews

[AYVID N]

Pooping is a life saver. So its as important as anything else one does in life, if not more. So why not do it with a flair and elevate pooping to an art? I love this poem because its creative , In Your Face and better than those wishy washy routine love poems I write :)

[Lisasview]

Ha ha ha... found this fun poem of you Jay...and so enjoyed the read..
Not a poet... well, that isn't right... as you are so so funny..
Lisa

[William Michael Reeves]

What!@@ Not a poet. If your words cause the head to scratch and your words tend to match you're likely to write ideas in a batch and our attention you can catch. So don't throw yourself down the poetic hatch!

[BlackPrince]

I like the truthful and light sense of humour contained herein. I certainly grasp the hygienic message.

Well done!!!

[Taniska 😊€..]

Amazing poem ,I like it keep writing (smiles) 😊😊😊

[angel]

I AM a poet, though, and this seems a pretty good effort to me. I've seen people write way, WAY worse things and be proud of them!
Seriously, this is good.

[Muneeb khan]

This poem is ridiculus and stinky. You have destroyed the long before traditions of writing the poems. There are no emotions in it. It is disgusting! Ewww!

[Vicky]

Just had to say, hilarious.

[Zoya]

Haha, truly humorous! A real clever idea. Enjoyed it!

[Tom]

Quite fun, in a very poetic way!🤣